I'm sure I read something a few weeks ago that the King of Saudi Arabia had signed a Royal Decree which will enable women to obtain a licence to drive from June 2018.

A small step forward methinks! 👍                                                                                                                                                                             

All that money and still living in the Middle Ages...                                                                                                                                                                             

Yeah, I know a few folk like that Jinx, n they ain't in Saudi! 😊                                                                                                                                                                             

Yorkshire still the same then,lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Re: Burping .....do you wish for the lifetime,annual,monthly,weekly,today,or just since i got home...please clarify,Catkins..:)>                                                                                                                                                                             

For the lifetime burp total,you'll just have to be patient...i'm OLD not DEAD,lol
All plague locusts belong to the family Acrididae...bloody christmas card list must be a bugger every year..                                                                                                                                                                             

30 November... Happy St. Andrews Day!

To all our Scots members, enjoy yersels, fly the Saltire and make sure you treat yersel to clootie (& a dram). Save me some tablet Izzy!                                                                                                                                                                             

Tomorrow (5th December 2017) is ... Wait for it ... International Ninja Day
International Ninja Day

There are a thousand movies about Ninjas out there, and some of them are among the best pieces of cinema available in just about every genre. Start your celebration of International Ninja Day by compiling a much watch list and getting together with friends to watch them around a home cooked traditional Japanese or Chinese meal… Or at least order take-out.

To add to the madness of the Ninja history, dress up and take to the streets, but turn it on its head. As a Modern Ninja, appear unexpectedly to do great acts of charity for the common man.

Kawasaki Owners will be delighted,no doubt..:)                                                                                                                                                                             

To add to the burping........People Pass Gas About 14 Times Per Day. The average person produces about half a litre of farts every single day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men                                                                                                                                                                             

Jo, I think we all know who is 'The King of Paarrrping' ..and he ain't female 💨😉😕 and we all (male & female) would have to be really 'windy' to beat him!                                                                                                                                                                             

Better out than in🤣🤣 apparently it's hireditory 😵 well that's my excuse anyhoooo                                                                                                                                                                             

I think you'll find the Queen doesn't fart,she has a servant for that...same as the Royal Family don't poo either,only lay golden 'eggs'                                                                                                                                                                             

Did You Know?..double white lines on a blind bend,at night and in the rain,on unlit country lanes,are to be completely ignored close to the village of Leonard Stanley,Gloucestershire.                                                                                                                                                                             

Apparently so, if your name is jinx??!                                                                                                                                                                             

Sprouts and Cyanide...why am i not surprised...no wonder the resulting gaseous end-product is so poisonous..kofkof :/>                                                                                                                                                                             

Jinx, just reading Catkins answer to your post I'm thinking I misread it..... I thought you had meant that you were the one who was over the lines on the bend and you were taking the micky out yourself...... Hence my comment..... Wouldn't have put that if I'd thought you meant some other eediot.... Just wanted to make that clear x

No offence taken,no worries,Suz..:)>                                                                                                                                                                             

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