Riddles and stuff to make your brain ache

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Mind a whizzing .................. not quite sure what ..................... ??? erm ..................  whatever                                                                                                                                                                             
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lol@Bj i resemble that remark !                                                                                                                                                                              
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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?                                                                                                                                                                              
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It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday!                                                                                                                                                                              
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SHell not just a pretty face i see lol                                                                                                                                                                             
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Embarrassed why gheesshhh than you lol                                                                                                                                                                                 
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Surprised not to see:   Anthony and Cleopatra are found dead on the floor. They are surrounded by glass and water.   How did they die?   Big smile                                                                                                                                                                             
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Anthony and Cleopatra were goldfish. Their bowl broke LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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Gaze at this sentence for just about sixty seconds and then explain what makes it quite different from the average sentence. Quick! What is it?                                                                                                                                                                             
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The police instantly arrested the murdered   Why? - Did he kill himself? I hope they issued him with a caution!LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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It has all the letters of the Alphabet in it! Geek                                                                                                                                                                             
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Hehehehe  we make a perfect pair darling ... both geeks Geek                                                                                                                                                                              
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Shell ur nowhere near as bad as him please lol                                                                                                                                                                             
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LOL ... not as far as PC's are concerned but get me on the subject of phones .... Geek                                                                                                                                                                             
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It's more powerful than God.It's more evil than the devil.The poor have it.The rich need it.If you eat it, you'll die.What am I                                                                                                                                                                              
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Nothing ....   Not you Jax thats the answer Big smile                                                                                                                                                                             
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Feed me and I Live
Give me Drink and I Die

What Am I?                                                                                                                                                                              
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duno what is tha                                                                                                                                                                             
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AD clue for u its hot !!!!                                                                                                                                                                              
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Fire ... & I didn't need the hint lol                                                                                                                                                                              


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