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159 Posts | Latest reply on 11/12/2008 18:27:13 by Wannabe | Go to original / last post

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Deleted User

In: NA
Posts: 6852

Actually it was me not Geoff who moderated you!

Language TC!!!!!!!!!!!!! remember the asterisk it your friend

Message posted by Deleted User on 05 December 2008 at 18:37

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TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

lm*o - oops!!! Sowee frag....

The asterisk is my friend, but the punctuation mark pushes me over everytime he sees me... big bully!

Message posted by TeeCee on 05 December 2008 at 18:43

TeeCee @ 05/12/2008 18:43:26

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Not on the ebay boards it's not.

I tested it out and got a slap for a post that only contained asterisks.

Then I did a few that were only smileys and got a "procedural notice".

And then I committed the heinous crime of referring to a post that had subsequently been removed and got a 7 day posting ban. Bless 'em Big smile

Message posted by Wannabe on 05 December 2008 at 19:20

Wannabe @ 05/12/2008 19:20:27

Triumph_Sy

In: Newtown
Posts: 904

Hang on Geoff....i'll see if i can locate any part of my (duvet) wound that hasn't already had salt rubbed in it!!

Message posted by Triumph_Sy on 05 December 2008 at 19:26

Triumph_Sy @ 05/12/2008 19:26:32

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2182

Say no to a drink on a Friday night.
or any day with a Y in it LOL

I think I should warn everyone that anything said in my name later is not me,it will be down to John Jamesson & the owners of Scotish & Newcastle breweries Thumbs Up

Any problems please consult with them.

Message posted by Oggy on 05 December 2008 at 20:47

Oggy @ 05/12/2008 20:47:22

Triumph_Sy

In: Newtown
Posts: 904

Can't wait!

Message posted by Triumph_Sy on 05 December 2008 at 21:04

Triumph_Sy @ 05/12/2008 21:04:23

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2182

Sorry Arfur,they were kept under control,preoccupied Big smile

Erm,I've got to edit this.They weren't kept under as much control as I first thought according to texts I'm getting this morning.
'Reports of several men performing a fully monty for diners of the Bombay garden Indian resturant are believed to be nothing more than rumours,how ever witnesse's have said at least three of the group were known to have taken their shirts off & ran up & down the High st exclaiming at high volume 'We love xmas' & asking Santa where their bikes were whilst it's also thought they were asking him to count though actual word cannot be verified. LOL

This group also entertained the crowd with songs from the Macc lads like Sweaty Betty & a few choice rugby songs. Ermm

One eye witness,Flo Milar 73 was quoted as saying 'They were very funny,but I wish I'd seen some full frontal male nudity'.

Message posted by Oggy on 06 December 2008 at 07:48

Oggy @ 06/12/2008 07:48:08

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

"but I wish I'd seen some full frontal male nudity" Has she seen how cold it is outside?? Full frontal male nudity? She'd be lucky. LBAS strikes again I should think ..... (Little Blue Acorn Syndrome)

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 06 December 2008 at 10:11

geoffb2005 @ 06/12/2008 10:11:42

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2182

Hence why I kept my strides on.
I think Confused

Must've been some reasonable thought process working last night then LOL

Message posted by Oggy on 06 December 2008 at 10:18

Oggy @ 06/12/2008 10:18:51

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

LBAS strikes again I should think ..... (Little Blue Acorn Syndrome) Is that 3 wrinkles and an inch then?

Message posted by Karey on 06 December 2008 at 10:21

Karey @ 06/12/2008 10:21:55

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

.....Hence why I kept my strides on.I think... Are your sure Oggy? ...there's reports of a pair of shreddies hanging from the barbers pole ont high street..... I'll leave u to mek yr mind up over that one......

Message posted by Karey on 06 December 2008 at 10:25

Karey @ 06/12/2008 10:25:31

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Persuade my family that they really don't need to be running around after me... Dad's arranged to cut his own hospital stay short, because of my operation, so that my Mum can be around when I'm admitted.

Ermm

I knew it was causing a problem as I wouldn't be able to collect Dad from hospital, but was hoping that would prompt them to demand ambulance transportation - not rearrange everything to fit around me - d'oh!

LOL

Message posted by Wannabe on 06 December 2008 at 10:45

Wannabe @ 06/12/2008 10:45:33

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

Dohhhh ..sounds like my mum .. has regular hospital visits for her cancer treatment.. my fanatabulous sis-in-law drives her everywhere ( on account I'm 250 miles away ).. but mum wint get Hospital parkin permit..cos she says 'its not right as she doesnt have a car..and other ppl who have cars might need it'..!!! Dohhhhh MUM...the permit is for sis in laws car.....!! lol Also..if its a whole days treatment .. and treatment finishes early.. mum will get the bus home...leavin SIL turning up..and mum not there... Quote'.. well i didn't want to put u outta your way...Unquote!

Things i have found i cannot do..... Understand parents !!!!

Message posted by Karey on 06 December 2008 at 10:54

Karey @ 06/12/2008 10:54:00

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2182

Must be the same for our kids then LOL

They're not mine Karey,went out commando last night Clown

Message posted by Oggy on 06 December 2008 at 10:57

Oggy @ 06/12/2008 10:57:17

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

lol...thats true Oggy...never fort of that ! Ahhhhh..... definately can't be yours then!

Message posted by Karey on 06 December 2008 at 11:08

Karey @ 06/12/2008 11:08:54

bikerchick1966

In: Derby
Posts: 2535

Go out tonight...noone to go out with and no sitter...what a flipping bore....yawn! YAWNNNNNNN!!!

Message posted by bikerchick1966 on 06 December 2008 at 21:50

bikerchick1966 @ 06/12/2008 21:50:26

Triumph_Sy

In: Newtown
Posts: 904

You've got us bikerchick!!!!......(ooooooopppssss....sorry, didn't mean to make you feel even worse)...

Message posted by Triumph_Sy on 06 December 2008 at 21:53

Triumph_Sy @ 06/12/2008 21:53:16

bikerchick1966

In: Derby
Posts: 2535

THANKS!!!!!! Not many peeps on BM tonight all out or watching Comedy Awards or something just as sad...lol

Message posted by bikerchick1966 on 06 December 2008 at 22:01

bikerchick1966 @ 06/12/2008 22:01:49

Triumph_Sy

In: Newtown
Posts: 904

Quality, not quantity as they say me dear!!...

Message posted by Triumph_Sy on 06 December 2008 at 22:03

Triumph_Sy @ 06/12/2008 22:03:36

bikerchick1966

In: Derby
Posts: 2535

Creme de la creme.....

Message posted by bikerchick1966 on 06 December 2008 at 22:04

bikerchick1966 @ 06/12/2008 22:04:30

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