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jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
Shove a piece of bamboo in the hole....
dennyboo
In: Huddersfield
Posts: 590
it will grow too fast lol
Lindsay
In: Leeds
Posts: 15143
...that apparently the average person will consume 100 tons of food and 12,000 gallons of water in their lifetime? Hmm, doesn't say how much alcohol though ... I think for the first time in my life I'm in the 'Above Average' group!
Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
Water??!!! Never drink the stuff, Fish f*** in it!
Ok, I'll get me coat....
Lindsay
In: Leeds
Posts: 15143
Pmsl, I think if I substitute 'alcohol' for 'water' in the post above, I would be WELL Above Average'!
Especially after a night out with Guinness Rider last week... Oh, my head!
Must be a glutton for punishment doing it again soon
jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
Did you know.....That a Peregrine Falcon is capable of speeds exceeding 320kph(200mph in luddite) in a hunting dive...makes us look quite pedestrian ....
Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
Did you know...........that elephants don't even know they know, let alone never forget.
jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
Did you know ? that the Earth rotates at 1,275kph(792mph inLuddite)..so if you jumped high enough ,and landed slowly enough, you could change postcodes
Quietman2
In: FLEETWOOD
Posts: 880
@Jinxy I do that jump starting bike lolol [serves me right for forgetting to turn lights off]
Lindsay
In: Leeds
Posts: 15143
...apparently 35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Hmm food for thought ...
jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
Well if you add that to the figures that us chaps outnumber the ladies on BM by 3 to 1,then the probability that you'll meet the man you marry is very high,you'll just have to wait till his divorce comes through
Lindsay
In: Leeds
Posts: 15143
Jinx
Lindsay
In: Leeds
Posts: 15143
It's Roald Dahl day today?
Bedtime reading tonight; Esio Trot or The Twits ... Hmm tough choice
Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
Did you know there's only three kinds of people in this world?
Those that can count and those that can't.
jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
Well,i do be reckoning he's an idiot then...
jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
Did You Know....Bees Are the ONLY insect that make food that people can eat....
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