Can't do that if you have tits and no man JTB - but I am a biker!
As for the 'are trikes bikes or cars' question, I'm with RK on that one. Regardless what they have been built from and what size engine you have you can ride them with a car license, so it's a way of getting round taking a bike test if all you want is something to pose on now and then. You are more likely to find that the reliant robin driver was a biker at one time and never took a car test.
That doesn't mean I think trikes should be banned - the opposite actually as I said earlier. Why ban anyone cos there will always be a loophole.
And Scooby - there's nothing wrong with a 'heated' discussion, much more interesting, but then I was a red head til the grey started sneaking in