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137 Posts | Latest reply on 01/11/2006 06:44:24 by Moxey77 | Go to original / last post

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In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

blah................hope you washed your hands after?

Message posted by Di on 28 October 2006 at 19:24

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Di @ 28/10/2006 19:24:53

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

With milk????????????????

Message posted by rubecula on 28 October 2006 at 19:27

rubecula @ 28/10/2006 19:27:31

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

No................that really gorgeous gooey green stuff.

Message posted by Di on 28 October 2006 at 19:34

Di @ 28/10/2006 19:34:44

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2196

i thought they were them tablets the docs gave you when you get farmer giles?? for all could they do you you'd be better of sticking 'em up your **se

Message posted by Oggy on 28 October 2006 at 21:41

Oggy @ 28/10/2006 21:41:08

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Thank god I didn't then... if it was the boot polish, and I did shove it up.............well I'd be walking a bit odd

You mean swarfega Di? or were you thinking of lime jelly?

Message posted by rubecula on 29 October 2006 at 03:37

rubecula @ 29/10/2006 03:37:05

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

ooooooooooo swarfega Rube...............we used to have that at school, great big huge tub of the stuff

Think that's the only reason i did metalwork for 4 years, got to get me hands on the goo

Message posted by Di on 29 October 2006 at 05:03

Di @ 29/10/2006 05:03:20

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

It's ideal for sexual purposes too you know......... you smear it on the door handle and the bleeding kids can't get in........

Message posted by rubecula on 29 October 2006 at 10:33

rubecula @ 29/10/2006 10:33:11

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

rotfpmsl

Message posted by Di on 29 October 2006 at 11:03

Di @ 29/10/2006 11:03:16

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

They do a lime one too.................

Message posted by Di on 29 October 2006 at 11:03

Di @ 29/10/2006 11:03:53

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

omg u2 what u LIKE????????????? im

Message posted by RC on 29 October 2006 at 15:13

RC @ 29/10/2006 15:13:04

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Hey RC these are the important things that your mum never told you about.......... You could try vaseline instead if you are out of swarfega though.

Message posted by rubecula on 29 October 2006 at 20:14

rubecula @ 29/10/2006 20:14:21

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

omg.......... think im glad my mum never did tell me....... <<<<<<< im a shy kind of lass

Message posted by RC on 30 October 2006 at 00:59

RC @ 30/10/2006 00:59:17

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Apparently there is a new birth control pill...... it's six feet across, and you roll it up against the bedroom door..... and your fella can't get in either

Message posted by rubecula on 30 October 2006 at 06:19

rubecula @ 30/10/2006 06:19:48

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

RUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Message posted by RC on 30 October 2006 at 08:10

RC @ 30/10/2006 08:10:56

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Well......... why not............. it would work. There is a cheaper version only two feet across. you wedge it between your legs and he still can't get in

Message posted by rubecula on 30 October 2006 at 08:30

rubecula @ 30/10/2006 08:30:57

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

lol

Message posted by RC on 30 October 2006 at 08:32

RC @ 30/10/2006 08:32:06

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Oh dear have I really sunk that low.................

Message posted by rubecula on 30 October 2006 at 08:50

rubecula @ 30/10/2006 08:50:27

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

you really want me answer that?

Message posted by RC on 30 October 2006 at 10:16

RC @ 30/10/2006 10:16:50

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

errrrrrrrrrr no I don't think so.............. do I?

Message posted by rubecula on 30 October 2006 at 12:17

rubecula @ 30/10/2006 12:17:53

Moxey77

In: Stourport-on-Sev
Posts: 1346

Well it was a bit below the belt Rube LOL

Message posted by Moxey77 on 30 October 2006 at 13:32

Moxey77 @ 30/10/2006 13:32:08

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