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101 Posts | Latest reply on 15/11/2006 19:07:36 by RC | Go to original / last post

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In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

Confucius say.. he who speak with forked tongue, should not kiss balloons. Confucius say.. he who sit on tack, get point (bwb) lmao Confucius say.. squirrel who run up womans leg, not find nuts. Confucius say.. virginity like balloon , one prick, all gone. Confucius say.. man who throw away watch, wasting time. Confucius say.. woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring. Confucius say.. man who stand on toilet, high on pot. Confucius say.. fly who sit on toilet seat, get pissed off. Confucius say.. man trapped in pantry, have toes in jam. (2w's) pmsl

Message posted by RC on 13 November 2006 at 11:08

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RC @ 13/11/2006 11:08:23

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Don't start him on jam fer crying out loud!!!!!!!

Message posted by Di on 13 November 2006 at 11:36

Di @ 13/11/2006 11:36:29

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

oohhhhhhh sticky topic there di??????????lmao

Message posted by RC on 13 November 2006 at 12:39

RC @ 13/11/2006 12:39:32

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Summat makes me think he's not too keen on the stuff!!!

Message posted by Di on 13 November 2006 at 13:34

Di @ 13/11/2006 13:34:01

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wonder what???????????

Message posted by RC on 13 November 2006 at 15:28

RC @ 13/11/2006 15:28:24

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Confucious say.......... man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Confucious say........... man who go to bed with problem in hand wake up in morning with solution.

Message posted by rubecula on 14 November 2006 at 13:13

rubecula @ 14/11/2006 13:13:10

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

Message posted by RC on 14 November 2006 at 13:16

RC @ 14/11/2006 13:16:16

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Confucious say ....... man with haemarrhoids has piles on his mind

Message posted by rubecula on 14 November 2006 at 13:53

rubecula @ 14/11/2006 13:53:40

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

you got piles then rube?

Message posted by Di on 14 November 2006 at 15:26

Di @ 14/11/2006 15:26:36

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Dunno.... would you just check for me.... rofl

Message posted by rubecula on 14 November 2006 at 15:31

rubecula @ 14/11/2006 15:31:31

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Do i 'ave too???????????????????????????

Message posted by Di on 14 November 2006 at 15:33

Di @ 14/11/2006 15:33:08

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Well it depends on what you use to check with really.

Message posted by rubecula on 14 November 2006 at 15:36

rubecula @ 14/11/2006 15:36:39

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

Message posted by RC on 14 November 2006 at 15:40

RC @ 14/11/2006 15:40:26

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Gotta nail gun, will that do?

Message posted by Di on 14 November 2006 at 15:41

Di @ 14/11/2006 15:41:43

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

eeerrrrrrrrrrrrr

Message posted by rubecula on 14 November 2006 at 15:43

rubecula @ 14/11/2006 15:43:22

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

wooooohoooooooooooooo go di pmsl

Message posted by RC on 14 November 2006 at 15:44

RC @ 14/11/2006 15:44:01

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Well, it'll sort the problem rube!!!!!

Message posted by Di on 14 November 2006 at 15:56

Di @ 14/11/2006 15:56:13

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

I can just see me explaining that to the doc........

Message posted by rubecula on 14 November 2006 at 16:00

rubecula @ 14/11/2006 16:00:08

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

yeah bottoms up pmsl

Message posted by RC on 14 November 2006 at 16:01

RC @ 14/11/2006 16:01:13

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Scuse me doc Di tried to cure my problem with a black and decker can you help sort it out? Yes Rube... I have a bosch that will fix anything....... OW OW OW

Message posted by rubecula on 15 November 2006 at 18:54

rubecula @ 15/11/2006 18:54:50

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