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81 Posts | Latest reply on 10/01/2007 17:55:40 by RC | Go to original / last post

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Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2196

best thing is for them to brush their teeth before you snog 'em storm, in the intersts of science & truth i could take up the challenge & prove it to you

Message posted by Oggy on 03 January 2007 at 08:27

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rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

I think eating a marmite butty then snogging all the women on bikematch should find me my ideal woman.... rofl

Message posted by rubecula on 03 January 2007 at 20:04

rubecula @ 03/01/2007 20:04:43

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

errrrrrrrr you sure about that rube?????????

Message posted by RC on 04 January 2007 at 05:51

RC @ 04/01/2007 05:51:37

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Well I am sure there are some women with the same taste as me somewhere...........

Message posted by rubecula on 04 January 2007 at 08:37

rubecula @ 04/01/2007 08:37:34

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

god will this be one of the fund raising events of the day ???? oggy hope you've got a good toothbrush !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

err oggy wondering how many women you've tested ya theory on,

cos if its a small sample then it wouldn't be completely scientific, and was it undertaken under controlled conditions ????? if not then you will have to start again mate oggy official marmite snog tester and thats the truth !!!!!

Message posted by storm on 04 January 2007 at 08:45

storm @ 04/01/2007 08:45:19

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

errrrrrrrrr I don't care how official he is, I ain't snogging Oggy for no one no way no how.

Message posted by rubecula on 04 January 2007 at 08:49

rubecula @ 04/01/2007 08:49:23

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

rube think your theory on the marmite is a good one..........

application forms avaliable here to test rubes theory.........

all is needed to apply is guts and gob of steel, a liking for marmite, a toothbrush and mouthwash and puckered lips to see if both are compatable !!!!!! oggy will be the ref as he is experienced with compatability of the marmite kiss test !!!!!!

Message posted by storm on 04 January 2007 at 08:50

storm @ 04/01/2007 08:50:00

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

come up with some ideas for us storm for the chartiy day.......ohhhhhhhh and make some of ur dinky doughnuts there yummyyyyy and will sell loads xxxxxxxxxx

Message posted by RC on 04 January 2007 at 08:50

RC @ 04/01/2007 08:50:28

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

yeah oggy, how many

and ya not using my jar of marmite 'cos it's mine and i'm sorry but i don't share that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Message posted by Di on 04 January 2007 at 09:55

Di @ 04/01/2007 09:55:45

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

............. mmmmmmmmmmm if I ask nicely Di can I have a sliver of marmite from your jar? on cheese and onion on toast would be nice....

Message posted by rubecula on 04 January 2007 at 20:19

rubecula @ 04/01/2007 20:19:12

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

get some taste buds that work rube !!!!!!!!

Message posted by storm on 06 January 2007 at 09:16

storm @ 06/01/2007 09:16:52

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

If you can't tap dance, whistle and eat marmite, you are a perv. Just cos you can doesn't mean you are not though....

Message posted by rubecula on 06 January 2007 at 12:56

rubecula @ 06/01/2007 12:56:58

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2196

does this mean your taking up the challenge then storm???? lol ok extra strength marmite coming up plus must remember the sardines lol cant tap dance rube but can i still join the club lol

Message posted by Oggy on 07 January 2007 at 18:36

Oggy @ 07/01/2007 18:36:03

crafty gwen

In: Derby
Posts: 409

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW marmite DON'T COME NEAR ME I'll be sick

Message posted by crafty gwen on 07 January 2007 at 18:53

crafty gwen @ 07/01/2007 18:53:00

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

yeah that makes 2 of us gwen m8

Message posted by RC on 07 January 2007 at 18:55

RC @ 07/01/2007 18:55:13

crafty gwen

In: Derby
Posts: 409

GLAD i AIN'T ON MY OWN THEN LOL

Message posted by crafty gwen on 07 January 2007 at 19:17

crafty gwen @ 07/01/2007 19:17:00

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

ohhhh no deffo not on ya own there mate..........marmite yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Message posted by RC on 07 January 2007 at 19:22

RC @ 07/01/2007 19:22:34

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

yeuck oggy not a cat in hells chance of me taking up that challenge one whiff of marmite an i would puke !!!!!!!!!

Message posted by storm on 08 January 2007 at 12:42

storm @ 08/01/2007 12:42:56

crafty gwen

In: Derby
Posts: 409

glad to see I'm not the only one who will puke at smell let alone the sight of the dreaded marmite ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Message posted by crafty gwen on 10 January 2007 at 02:21

crafty gwen @ 10/01/2007 02:21:00

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

My mate Marmite

Message posted by rubecula on 10 January 2007 at 13:12

rubecula @ 10/01/2007 13:12:28

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