I haven't a clue what you lot are on about!!!   I cut my hair this morning if anyone is interested.  Stood there, buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .... done!                                                                                                                                                                             

ohhh...... the buzzy thing... funny...mine don't cut mi hair                                                                                                                                                                              

OMG!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Nope... it cleans her teeth                                                                                                                                                                               

I've got clippers too....they're especially for my cat.                                                                                                                                                                              

Correct WB !!    Geoff.. i think u shud go for a lie down.. lol   pmsl @ Roachy... i bet yr poor cat runs a mile when she sees them ! lol                                                                                                                                                                             

i was growin me hair but looked like a ice rink fer fly's so like geoff it was bzzzzzzz back to billiard ball!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Has Vidal bloody Sassoon joined BM and not said hello on Newbies forum??                                                                                                                                                                             

Lmfao @ Red !!!                                                                                                                                                                                

There is only one answer to helmet hair.  Buy an helmet one size too big then you can get your rollers in and your helmet will fit snug, arrive at destination and don't remove helmet until you go to the toilets, remove helmet and rollers before leaving the toilets that way your hair will look good and no one will be any the wiser. Oh did I mention Velcro rollers are the best and if you really want to impress people when you go in the toilets, damp your hair in the rollers and then hold head under hand dryer to set your style.   Tried and tested method, well by me anyway                                                                                                                                                                             

and if you really want to impress people when you go in the toilets   Is this an invitation? No offence, but I think I'll pass on this one.                                                                                                                                                                             

I don't mind offering my hair up to be plated by lovely ladies. I'm just a tart when it comes to my hair. Roachy / WB your welcome anytime                                                                                                                                                                             

Ooooh, you're on PP, I love to play with hair! I've just managed to put my hair in a french plait!! Huge thanks to WB and Fraglette for the tips and link. Couldn't do it last night on dry hair but have managed this morning with damp, doesn't look half bad either if I do say so myself!   This is a good omen, things are going well today! :o)   PS, oh yeah Kaz, my cat hates having his butt shaved and it's a 2 man job!                                                                                                                                                                              

piccy please of french plait! as a glamour photographer i can always take them for yu!![notice i didn't make jokes about shaving your pussy!]                                                                                                                                                                             

Haha TM..actually I do have a piccie (I'm a bit sad like that and like to take piccies of things to show people, esp if I've made it, like cakes, network cables etc) so I'll pop it on my profile later.   Thank you for you kind offer but i'm afraid you're a little too far away to take advantage of your services as a glamour photographer. Shame, I could do with a new profile pic, I keep getting told my current one doesn't look like me or do me justice.                                                                                                                                                                              

Ok, (just for TM) I've put a pic of my french plait in my profile, do they have to be moderated first?   Well I'm pleased with it!                                                                                                                                                                             

An excellent job Roachy! :o)

                                                                                                                                                                             

Great job Roachy, no way could I do that and believe me, I've tried !                                                                                                                                                                             

£50 quid to the first lady who manages to plait my hair ..... the hair on my head before anyone asks.   Ok, so maybe I'm willing to risk £50 to have lots of lovely ladies running their hands over my bald bonce!                                                                                                                                                                             

thats a rather erotic piccy!!!very nice!thank you.