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Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Aww tango buddy,maybe wannabe will let you use your meat based weapon in that pool of jelly,don't like raspberry myself so i'm gonna have to pass i'm afraid.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 31 July 2008 at 16:40

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geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

I feel ill!

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 31 July 2008 at 16:46

geoffb2005 @ 31/07/2008 16:46:14

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Never could grasp the concept of meat with fruit... ham and pineapple? What's that all about?

;o)

Message posted by Wannabe on 31 July 2008 at 19:50

Wannabe @ 31/07/2008 19:50:32

Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3269

*says nowt* Oh come on WB, why break the habit of a lifetime?

Message posted by Wills on 31 July 2008 at 20:01

Wills @ 31/07/2008 20:01:42

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

It didn't last long Wills... I'm nothing if not predictable! ;o)

Now put up yer dooks... afore I get accused of thread-jacking ;o)

Message posted by Wannabe on 31 July 2008 at 20:10

Wannabe @ 31/07/2008 20:10:03

ttaskmaster

In: Reading
Posts: 337

Sweetie, you can jack my thread anytime you like...

Message posted by ttaskmaster on 01 August 2008 at 04:15

ttaskmaster @ 01/08/2008 04:15:22

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

pineapple rings around a meat based weapon[to disguise it as a harmless cocktail stick!]

Message posted by tangoman60 on 01 August 2008 at 04:27

tangoman60 @ 01/08/2008 04:27:39

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

....images... in head... I really don't want....

*uses brain floss*

Message posted by TeeCee on 01 August 2008 at 04:41

TeeCee @ 01/08/2008 04:41:35

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

think most members are feelin a bit queasy!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 01 August 2008 at 04:49

tangoman60 @ 01/08/2008 04:49:19

Yudanja

In: London
Posts: 46

Okay... so we have a bunch of people with a good mix of kicky-punchy experiences, the occasional throwey person and some who likes the use of weapons constituted of various materials, organic or otherwise. Good. We have plenty of fire power and the bikes are very safe. So who else's not seen Kung Fu Panda yet? Anyone wants to join me?

Message posted by Yudanja on 11 August 2008 at 17:45

Yudanja @ 11/08/2008 17:45:05

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Wait for it to come on the telly Yudanja - everyone says it's pants... but WALL E's worth seeing... allegedly ;o)

Message posted by Wannabe on 11 August 2008 at 17:51

Wannabe @ 11/08/2008 17:51:03

Yudanja

In: London
Posts: 46

Thanks for letting me know - think you might have saved me a few quid. BTW the theory book is in the post. I asked to have it sent by 1st class but the lady at the post office counter put a "Packet" sticker on the postage label. Hope it reaches you soon!!

Message posted by Yudanja on 11 August 2008 at 18:04

Yudanja @ 11/08/2008 18:04:19

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Hehe! Always glad to save folk a few quid... Of course, it could be just that my friends have poor taste in movies! lol But I trust their judgement :o)

Thanks ever so much for the book - the post is pretty good round my way, so it should be here soon - I can spend some holiday time swotting up on it! :o)

Message posted by Wannabe on 11 August 2008 at 19:00

Wannabe @ 11/08/2008 19:00:41

ttaskmaster

In: Reading
Posts: 337

Do not diss Martial Fruit!!! Fruit is a dangerous thing, I tell you... When you're walking home tonight and some bloke comes at you with a bunch of Loganberries... well, you won't come crying to me!! 'owever, just pull the lever and a Sixteen ton weight will drop upon your assailant, renderin' 'im..... 'elpless!!

Message posted by ttaskmaster on 12 August 2008 at 07:47

ttaskmaster @ 12/08/2008 07:47:31

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Wot if he comes at u wiv a loaded banana? Or a pointy stick? Watcha gonna do then, shoot him?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 12 August 2008 at 14:41

Deleted Member @ 12/08/2008 14:41:34

ttaskmaster

In: Reading
Posts: 337

POINTED STICK?????!!!!!! Oh, oh, oh.... We want to learn 'ow to defend ourselves against Pointed Sticks, do we??? Fresh Fruit not good enough for you, eh??? Think shoutin' fer 'elp will do you any good, do ya? You try shoutin' fer 'elp wiv a pineapple down yer windpipe....... For those not following this particularly insane ramble of mine, search for Monty Python Self Defence on You-Tube!!!

Message posted by ttaskmaster on 13 August 2008 at 07:51

ttaskmaster @ 13/08/2008 07:51:22

thewitch666

In: stoke on trent
Posts: 6

i did 2 yrs of aikido but did my shoulder n had had to quit, had that fixed with an op,then started tai chi few yrs later ,got into go kan ryu for nearly 3 yrs got to green belt, quit cos i got sick of injuries,now im into iaido(samurai sword fighting ) been doin it about 15 months ,just passed orange belt ,and i love it

Message posted by thewitch666 on 13 August 2008 at 10:17

thewitch666 @ 13/08/2008 10:17:46

ZZRpilot

In: Reading
Posts: 345

Did Shotokan with a bit of Aikido/Wado Ru for good measure for about 10 years, never really into the competition side more into the technique/thinking type stuff - shattered knee never really able to train again so drifted away. Still miss it over a decade later :-(

Message posted by ZZRpilot on 13 August 2008 at 15:45

ZZRpilot @ 13/08/2008 15:45:50

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

I took up laidbako 50yrs ago, and am now a Grand Master, with a belt of many colours.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 13 August 2008 at 16:43

Deleted Member @ 13/08/2008 16:43:49

Yudanja

In: London
Posts: 46

Grandmaster in Laidbacko - brilliant! That's the true art of fighting without fighting! I am working on my Ikeado at the moment - the use of unassembled furniture in the training of physical and the mind.

Message posted by Yudanja on 13 August 2008 at 18:13

Yudanja @ 13/08/2008 18:13:21

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