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68 Posts | Latest reply on 06/07/2008 14:16:46 by Nutkin68 | Go to original / last post

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Nutkin68

In: Hull
Posts: 4203

Ghosty wrote *Waking up with a fantastic woman after a night of unbelievable rumpy pumpy...smiling at each other then ducking her head under the duvet so she can REALLY appreciate the effort you put into that fart! so thats why I'm single

........ ! I do a silent killer fart and bury my guys head under the duvet!!!!

heehee

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 06 July 2008 at 10:30

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bostonbiceps

In: gillingham
Posts: 119

great tip nutkin68 get yourself a dog and the next time the occasion arises! let the wind go and blame the dog

Message posted by bostonbiceps on 06 July 2008 at 10:34

bostonbiceps @ 06/07/2008 10:34:20

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Afternoon BB :o)

In my house, the cats get the blame!

Message posted by Wannabe on 06 July 2008 at 10:49

Wannabe @ 06/07/2008 10:49:00

bostonbiceps

In: gillingham
Posts: 119

afternoon again wannabe golden rule if you blame something that cannot answer back ur in the clear

Message posted by bostonbiceps on 06 July 2008 at 10:53

bostonbiceps @ 06/07/2008 10:53:25

Nutkin68

In: Hull
Posts: 4203

Boston, I blame the hamster........! I swear, one day he's going to combust next time I light the cooker !!!! The goldfish too, all those bubbles, surely one of them got to be a fart bubble?!!!! And before anyone asks, no, I don't take Spike to bed!

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 06 July 2008 at 13:00

Nutkin68 @ 06/07/2008 13:00:15

bostonbiceps

In: gillingham
Posts: 119

you could always move the gassy goldfish to the bedroom and then it will be steady as he/she blows

Message posted by bostonbiceps on 06 July 2008 at 13:07

bostonbiceps @ 06/07/2008 13:07:12

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

NEWS FLASH squirrel found in felching session with pet hamster, Nutkin was heard to say..."it wasn't me the hamster made me do it"

Message posted by Scary on 06 July 2008 at 13:14

Scary @ 06/07/2008 13:14:18

Nutkin68

In: Hull
Posts: 4203

oh my goodness, I'm crying with laughter at the last two comments !!!!!!!!

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 06 July 2008 at 14:16

Nutkin68 @ 06/07/2008 14:16:46

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