Strom67
If tomatoes are fruit does that make ketchup a smoothie?
Lindsay
Not a thought, but a question;
Why when tapping on the forum threads does it open the profile of the member who posted?
So π€¬π€¬π€¬ frustrating. Apologies to those who have had views from me over the past few days. I know I suffer with F(at) F(inger) S(yndrome) but they ain't huge!
Strom67
Same apology from me Lindsay, happens all the time.... mind you it does mean that regular posting in the forums gets you the most viewsπ
jinx57
Beauty may be only skin deep,but ugly goes down to the bone....:)>
Deleted Member
Make hay while the sun shines....
Deleted Member
The only thing more dangerous than ignorance is arrogance....
A clever person solves a problem...
A wise person avoids it
Albert Einstein β¨
Lindsay
Why doesn't your voice in your head need to take a breath?π€π
Double six
If brains were dynamite, a lot of people wouldn't have enough to blow their nose.
DiBrown
Sometimes the one in my head doesn't even sleep π€ππ
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Why doesn't your voice in your head need to take a breath?π€π...
DiBrown
So true. Einstein also, allegedly, said that life was like riding a bicycle because to keep your balance you must keep moving.
What would he have thought about the modern option of moving - very, very fast?
I seem to have gone all philosophical this morning! π
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The only thing more dangerous than ignorance is arrogance....
A clever person solves a problem...
A wise person avoids it
Albert Einstein β¨...
jinx57
Something Albert Einstein DID'NT say..."When you're up to your ass in alligators,it's difficult to remember that your original intention was to drain the swamp...." :)>
DiBrown
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Deleted Member
If at first you don't succeed.....chuck it in the f**k it bucket and walk away π
jinx57
I wonder if otters use canals,like we use motorways or dual carriageways..??π€
jinx57
Idleness shall clothe a man in rags...π€
jinx57
If something seems too good to be true,it probably is...and no limit to how many times per year this happens...π€
jinx57
Why do people put their bike into their profile names..?This only causes more work if you change your bike..ArielFred becomes ZundappFred..??
Whereas Egomaniac just stays put...simples..!!
jinx57
Aberdeen....two degrees north of Moscow..π€
jinx57
Birmingham...more miles of canals than Venice..β΄β΄β΄
jinx57
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows...π