Sorry to disappoint u red   Witchiest I think u need a cuppa more than me with looking after the kids all day  so tell u what mate we will make each other one lol   Frag u aint wrong mate, as u know as well as me being on the road all day, its getting more and more scary.   Yes my son was real lucky, and for that I am so grateful, tell u summat it turns your bloody world upside down summat like that, and defo makes u reassess the important things in life  so now I try and cause as much chaos as possible cos life is too short                                                                                                                                                                              

wtg Julia                                                                                                                                                                              

 so glad about ya son julia      my son makes me laugh cos hes at the stage where adults are embarrising and he tells me to grow up all the time !!!!!!! when ya turn teenager you try an act like you think adults act then  spend rest of ya life actin like a kid cos ya dont wanna grow up just jak cant see that yet, lifes for counting our blessings no matter how small they are and having fun !!!!!!!

I told my two, (now 22 & 28), "You think that's funny now, but I'll get my own back, someday".........and I did, frequently                                                                                                                                                                              

ur right there storm,i count my blessings alot,especially when stuff gets on top of me,i realise how lucky i am to have my great kids and such good friends. it keeps me goin sumtimes mate! a shared cuppa makin session sounds good to me bjulia,so nxt time ur in my neck o the woods u'll av to come rnd and i get kettle on!

my 6 yr old bellowed across the supermarket " Mum , you're a nutter, grow up!"   Nuff said                                                                                                                                                                              

My daughter, at five, asked a copper to arrest me for being silly                                                                                                                                                                              

Oh  I torture my 2, its a parents job to embarrass em as much as u can. Sometimes they bring their mates home and we might be having a bikers chillout night (loadsa loud music and a bit of head banging)and the kids are so embarrassed by our actions, but I love it , normally we are doing this without any drink involved lol I cant wait til they get their own places, I am gonna go in and mess em up and leave mucky plates everywhere, and do all the things that they do now. Oh and when they have kids of their own I am gonna teach em the worst habits going, hmm maybe I shouldnt of had kids                                                                                                                                                                              

i wanna come rnd urs wiv my tribe to join in wiv ur biker nite,james wud love it,but think ellie wud be embarrassed!! smiley and charlie wud join in!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Take it from me, one of the greatest pleasures in life is winding the grandson up to fever pitch, loading him full of blue smarties and sugar, then handing him back to his unsuspecting parents. Oh the shear unadulterated joy as I close the door behind me                                                                                                                                                                              

i do that for my nephew                                                                                                                                                                              

i do that to the kids b4 they go to their dad and step mum 4 weekend!!                                                                                                                                                                             

teehee  so I aint the only evil one then. I tought my neice to blow raspberries, only I tought her whilst she was eating, so funny when i took her back to my brothers and he fed her, needless to say within seconds he was wearing it, I nearly wet meself laffin.   My daughter gets real annoyed when her fella comes round, cos I have known him about 4 years and he loves bikes, me and him natter away and she cant get a word in.   But the best one has gottta be when I got me lads naked baby photos out and showed his girlfriend, I sed has he grown much? She didnt know where to put herself, never seen a kid go so red in my life. Oh the joys of being a mother                                                                                                                                                                              

   Good un !!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

you lot are evil, i am glad  that my folks were ralatively normal.  But you have given me some ideas to use on my frinds kids   Cheers folks                                                                                                                                                                             

sumtimes these things have just gotta be done!                                                                                                                                                                             

jaks got a trampoline an he hates it if hes on there with his mates an i run down the garden kick them off it an show them how its done !!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                               

am thinking of gettin one this yr storm,better get the safty net too tho,dont want charlie havin any accidents!                                                                                                                                                                             

or me!!                                                                                                                                                                             

if we get wreckd enuf when u come rnd,we wont notice if we injured!! x