A SIMPLE check that your wife has not accidentally left Flash Toilet Wipes on top of the cistern instead of the usual Andrex moist bum wipes will avoid cross words and marital discord.                                                                                                                                                                             

i'd just laugh                                                                                                                                                                              

very very very clean botty then!!                                                                                                                                                                             

do they sting then dbdb?                                                                                                                                                                              

ROFL   I could imagine the shrieks.                                                                                                                                                                             

 godang i'm bored.  this was funny tho:       This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:Dear Mrs. Murray,While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.Below isa list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillancecameras:1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"usingdifferent size funnels.12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."And; last, but not least:14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."Yours sincerely,Charles BrownStore Manager                                                                                                                                                                              

                                                                                                                                                                             

Have to hold me hands up to No. 2 and No. 11                                                                                                                                                                              

I'm saying nowt.                                                                                                                                                                             

was just thinking about the bum wipes good job they wernt nail varnish wipes............................   good one di would luv to see anyone doing those would make shopping funny for a change !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

normally i behave storm but on the odd occasion i think me brain has an electrical shortage lol                                                                                                                                                                             

electrical shortages are good for the soul !!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Best thing that happend to me recently that made me laugh I'm a Environmental warden and part of me duties is catching dog foulers (no puns please lol)  We knew a lass had picked up the first time but couldn't see what she had done with the bag of poo   Well the dog fouled again and she just walked away so we approached her.  i asked her what she done with the back.......... she pulled it out and said it was keeping her hands warm   EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW                                                                                                                                                                              

that is soooooooo gross.....   but very funny ....                                                                                                                                                                              

oh me god, think i'd be sick                                                                                                                                                                              

Well I'm glad she's doing her bit for the environment and recycling...                                                                                                                                                                             

have seen you how gorilla's get a warm meal!!??  why do they out programmes like that on at mealtimes ?? gross

saw how elephants recycle fruit,they pick it out of their poo cos it doesnt always digest!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

thanks fer that mate                                                                                                                                                                              

no oggy, but I will assume the worst