I think Littlechick may have been joking about her proffesion & it's all tongue in cheek.Should I rephrase that seeing as what the topic is?? but I do see your point there Yammy You're correct in what you say. Littlechick,please tell me I'm right in thinking you're just having a joke?                                                                                                                                                                             

Yeh, I'm jokin soz,I'm a bit fed up and when i'm fed up I cause bother!                                                                                                                                                                              

I was recently offered £100 for an hour a week for an acquaintance's hubby to *ahem* .... "worship" my feet! ROFL!   Seeing as how I can't stand anyone anywhere NEAR my feet I politely declined... although I confess I'm sorely tempted to put up with it for a few weeks... it'd soon raise me the cash for my 125! Hell of a lot quicker than flogging pieces of jewellery at a couple of quid's profit a time too!   But no. I just can't bring myself to do it. There's weird and there's weird!   Some years ago I was offered a job as a personal shopper for a transvestite as I was around the same size as him! ROFL!   Turned him down too... can't ABIDE shopping at the best of times, let alone having to tell some bloke he looks great in whatever I'd bought him! & what if he'd looked BETTER in it than I had?! My fragile little ego couldn't have handled it! ;o)   I don't half get some odd job offers...                                                                                                                                                                               

i'm of to Argentina soon and there they have 'taxi' girls who you pay to dance with ,great idea!gets you on the floor with no refusals gettin you down, as obviously there all bloody good there an probably wont dance with gringo novices like myself!!then if the ladys see your not a bad dancer they then may say yes if you ask them!in actual fact you ask by looking and smiling and nodding!if your not Argentian its hard!!                                                                                                                                                                             

 'Taxi' girls? I hope that's not another term for a T girl? Be careful out there TM or you might find the lady has more tooling in her undies than a Snapon warehouse                                                                                                                                                                             

think thats thailand! ask micksaway about tool's!!he's on his way back from there!                                                                                                                                                                             

I forgot this one for the weekend x http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IjIAqmFftlQ&feature=r...re=related                                                                                                                                                                             

lmfao Nice one Yammy                                                                                                                                                                             

Did you see the credit crunch song? http://uk.youtube.com/user/glamrockerqueen1                                                                                                                                                                             

not all men have sex on thier brains do they? Errr...... Yes. We do. It's very inconvenient and does sometimes get in the way of more entertaining activities, but it is truth. In fact, most of our lives are centred or geared towards sex. You study hard to get a decent job to earn the money to buy the things to impress a woman enough to sleep with you. Everything else is secondary. And guess what - Women are the same. It's reinforced by the fact that sex sells, so every womans magazine has those Top Ten Tips to "Drive Your Man Wild In Bed" articles.... most of which are shite anyway, but by the time you find out, you've already bought the magazine.                                                                                                                                                                               

It's reinforced by the fact that sex sells, so every womans magazine has those Top Ten Tips to "Drive Your Man Wild In Bed" articles.... most of which are shite anyway, but by the time you find out, you've already bought the magazine. **slopes back to the shop with the 5 mags that I'd already bought wondering if I can exchange them for Bike mag **                                                                                                                                                                             

 With you on that one ttaskmaster,don't know about the magazine articles though,can't say I've ever read one myself but my ex used to buy loads of them & seeing as it took up most of her time reading them I used to fall asleep before she had a chance to put the advice into practice                                                                                                                                                                                  

Forget the mags...just go for the toys and save yourself both time and money lol (advice posted on my opinion only, not meaning to offend anyone).   Jilly, full of joy xx                                                                                                                                                                                 

work's both way's that,i fancy the Jemma Jameson model!no more wastin money on dinner's an flower's an no headaches!cynical moi?                                                                                                                                                                             

 I know what you mean, but do you not miss the stimulating interlectual conversation.

**slopes back to the shop with the 5 mags that I'd already bought wondering if I can exchange them for Bike mag **   Good on ya, girl!!! Money well spent.   Get a copy of Fast Bikes this month too - They have a free Beanie Hat!!