Bet I go campin more often than you do busafella....I will happily provide an update on the performance of my mattress as the summer progresses...an edited update of course
As for womens tools....if you manage to get to any of the rallies I'm attending, I will be more than happy to show you my entire range of tools and provide more feedback regarding effectiveness at screwin etc
As for slapping, I'm sure I have a tool for that too
Oh by the way, I will be very easy to find