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Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

He can't remember, But

On a hamster's wheel.

Message posted by Ragnar on 14 May 2016 at 17:37

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Ragnar @ 14/05/2016 17:37:47

Elflocks

In: Ivybridge
Posts: 5

How do you clean your laundry?

I only went and bought another pair of boots.

Message posted by Elflocks on 14 May 2016 at 17:39

Elflocks @ 14/05/2016 17:39:52

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

Why do you have boots on your arms?

Hands, knees and something else.

Message posted by Ragnar on 14 May 2016 at 18:10

Ragnar @ 14/05/2016 18:10:15

rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

How do you dance to the Proclaimers?

Low flying fun

Message posted by rowanblossom on 15 May 2016 at 00:21

rowanblossom @ 15/05/2016 00:21:43

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

Have you seen that big catapult?

Everybody Wants to Be My Friend.

Message posted by Ragnar on 15 May 2016 at 09:46

Ragnar @ 15/05/2016 09:46:47

rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

I heard you had a big win on the horses

Giddyup there partner

Message posted by rowanblossom on 15 May 2016 at 20:05

rowanblossom @ 15/05/2016 20:05:29

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

Why do I have a saddle on my Back?

Hats off, there is a lady here.

Message posted by Ragnar on 15 May 2016 at 20:19

Ragnar @ 15/05/2016 20:19:31

rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

is that you in drag Rags?

the darn thing won't stop buzzing

Message posted by rowanblossom on 20 May 2016 at 13:35

rowanblossom @ 20/05/2016 13:35:35

jilly065

In: Preston
Posts: 1270

Why is your phone in the toilet?

I was going to make them criss cross

Message posted by jilly065 on 21 May 2016 at 11:11

jilly065 @ 21/05/2016 11:11:24

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

Did you make the hot cross buns?
I have sticky fingers.

Message posted by Ragnar on 22 May 2016 at 14:00

Ragnar @ 22/05/2016 14:00:03

rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

What's the result of eating to many spare ribs

Yuck, you just wouldn't

Message posted by rowanblossom on 22 May 2016 at 20:45

rowanblossom @ 22/05/2016 20:45:49

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

Who wants mushy peas with their custard?

It's going very fast.

Message posted by Ragnar on 22 May 2016 at 22:55

Ragnar @ 22/05/2016 22:55:51

rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

How's your heart rate

Pink teddy bears

Message posted by rowanblossom on 22 May 2016 at 23:23

rowanblossom @ 22/05/2016 23:23:14

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

What did you see in the woods today?

Don't Quote Me on That.

Message posted by Ragnar on 23 May 2016 at 09:23

Ragnar @ 23/05/2016 09:23:57

rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

Did you say you would have a dance at the big birthday bash?

That really wasn't the hot date I was expecting

Message posted by rowanblossom on 23 May 2016 at 15:19

rowanblossom @ 23/05/2016 15:19:45

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

That was not nice Jo, Cry

How did your chilli made with dates come out?

It will soon be Christmas.

Message posted by Ragnar on 23 May 2016 at 17:20

Ragnar @ 23/05/2016 17:20:31

rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

Snigger....don't know where peeps get the idea I is nice

Why are you wrapping presents

Boogie woogie wonderland

Message posted by rowanblossom on 24 May 2016 at 00:17

rowanblossom @ 24/05/2016 00:17:33

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

Where are you going for your birthday bash?

A walk in the sun.

Message posted by Ragnar on 24 May 2016 at 20:28

Ragnar @ 24/05/2016 20:28:52

rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

What did you do today

Shivers is all

Message posted by rowanblossom on 05 June 2016 at 23:29

rowanblossom @ 05/06/2016 23:29:09

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

What do Volvos give me?

loonies on wheels

Message posted by jinx57 on 25 August 2016 at 17:37

jinx57 @ 25/08/2016 17:37:06

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