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52 Posts | Latest reply on 08/08/2007 13:41:14 by Deleted User | Go to original / last post

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storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

wot wud she do for the other 59 minutes though ??????

Message posted by storm on 06 August 2007 at 18:12

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skins

In: Sutton in Ashfie
Posts: 519

Queue behind the rest of them... LOL

Message posted by skins on 06 August 2007 at 20:34

skins @ 06/08/2007 20:34:55

lcotgrave

In: Birkenhead
Posts: 398

sorry mate dont do queues not for anything

Message posted by lcotgrave on 06 August 2007 at 20:52

lcotgrave @ 06/08/2007 20:52:25

boomboom

In: bolton
Posts: 40

first two are easily sorted, gettin some peace , now thats hard work

Message posted by boomboom on 06 August 2007 at 21:01

boomboom @ 06/08/2007 21:01:48

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Find the right lady and peace is the last thing on your mind!!!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 07 August 2007 at 05:46

Deleted Member @ 07/08/2007 05:46:08

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

i stayed home did the cookin cleanin everythin,tell me what bloke comes ome an criticeses his wifes work!!i built the hse[well almost!]never had a head ache!!was a attentive to her needs,then one day she aked me if i loved her !!I didnt answer fast enough an now we are divoced!! beware women in thier fifties they are the nuttiest,they go botherin dolphins an get all spiritual,decide to walk to china to help animal charities,as for sex forget it! they really hate men!!right i am ready to be roasted!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 07 August 2007 at 06:38

tangoman60 @ 07/08/2007 06:38:02

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Aern't we all!!!! Nothing wrong wi a bit of tree hugging tangoman and anybody whos at all spiritual knows that sex is the most powerful way to raise gud energy.I suggest u find ur nearest stone circle and go there on the next full moon,offer urself to the mother moon and wait to be educated(viagra wud be a gud idea)

Message posted by Deleted Member on 07 August 2007 at 06:58

Deleted Member @ 07/08/2007 06:58:22

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

have the perfect spot! the cerne giant wiv his huge thingy!see yu there?[yu avin a dig at my age?viagra indeed! ave yu got some?]

Message posted by tangoman60 on 07 August 2007 at 07:28

tangoman60 @ 07/08/2007 07:28:31

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

u sure that won't make u feel somewhat.....eerrr....inadequate,not that i'm making assumptions! Will pop u sum in the post if u think ur heart can take it,hehe.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 07 August 2007 at 07:39

Deleted Member @ 07/08/2007 07:39:11

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

i am secure in myself!it produced two kids so its good enough!!although i prefer to dance nowadays than do the messy deed!!!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 07 August 2007 at 07:46

tangoman60 @ 07/08/2007 07:46:28

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Oh my god,u really are Jacko.Quick earthwind sign him up for the tribute band!!!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 07 August 2007 at 07:50

Deleted Member @ 07/08/2007 07:50:04

Blueboy955i

In: Darlington
Posts: 916

Been looking at the list and think I managed to cover a few of them. Rang local College, but they don't do a Sexologist course (#14) - damn the modern education system. #45 - Shopping???!!?! Shopping is the work of the Devil and must never be done under any circumstances.....anyway, off to Morrisons now

!! Can't wait until kids fully trained to do a full week's shop on their own lol

Message posted by Blueboy955i on 07 August 2007 at 08:58

Blueboy955i @ 07/08/2007 08:58:38

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

cassie, yu must be Tangoed one day!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 07 August 2007 at 09:42

tangoman60 @ 07/08/2007 09:42:06

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

ROFLMHO @ cassie and tangoman, what a double act

Cassie when you said Jacko I thought you meant *Vera's sex- shy other half

*Coronation Street tangoman aint been here 5 mins and he's already slagging us women off (no wonder he DOESN'T need the viagra) I guess he'll fit in fine then *slap*

Message posted by Sandi on 07 August 2007 at 12:09

Sandi @ 07/08/2007 12:09:09

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Hes only being brave cos hes waaay down south kwak,eh tangoman and dinna b thinking ur getting anywhere near me wi those big orange gloves,played customs and excise once before and didna like it!!!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 07 August 2007 at 13:13

Deleted Member @ 07/08/2007 13:13:26

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

funny how there are more lady bikers oop north[at least on this site!]isay ladies cos i dont know you!an am bein polite!i am surprised i dont need a phrase book.

Message posted by tangoman60 on 07 August 2007 at 16:20

tangoman60 @ 07/08/2007 16:20:07

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

an i aint no 5 minute wonder!!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 07 August 2007 at 16:21

tangoman60 @ 07/08/2007 16:21:49

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Message posted by Di on 07 August 2007 at 16:23

Di @ 07/08/2007 16:23:01

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

you find me funny funny how?i amuse yu?

Message posted by tangoman60 on 07 August 2007 at 16:38

tangoman60 @ 07/08/2007 16:38:12

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

yep

Message posted by Di on 07 August 2007 at 16:53

Di @ 07/08/2007 16:53:31

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