Whatever!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

thank yu kindly maam!!                                                                                                                                                                             

thats a no then right??                                                                                                                                                                             

In response to the issue about what not to say, whatever you do guys, don't answer the question...'Does this skirt make my bum look big?' by answering 'No, it's all the chocolate and biscuits you eat that do that!'   Not wise lol   At least some women can read maps, have you ever met a bloke that can understand a knitting pattern???                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                             

  PML Blue, I don't need a pattern for the blonde wigs I knit   Nit one, purl one                                                                                                                                                                              

Quote Bradbiker14 'Ive never been lost Ive visited unscheduled places and sometimes intended loctions have moved to upset me but i was always exactly where i intended to be '   PMSL!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

What more can I say about women and getting lost. Hmm I do recall a meeting at Rivi Barn when a certain female rider got lost and rode 100 miles for a 27 mile trip and still got lost .                                                                                                                                                                             

  Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! lad! *wags finger*   Go to the (snitcher's) naughty corner, go on!!                                                                                                                                                                                 

  OK so what the girls have said is sooooo true.   What I dont understand, and please forgive me for being a female, is why if men think they know it all, etc., etc., etc., do they still fall for our double meanings, hook line and sinker.    Oh, and heres a thought Rattler, if you reckon women cant read maps and get lost, why is that when a BLOKE IS LOST, he never asks for bloddy directions! lolololol   Sorry, couldnt resist!                                                                                                                                                                               

we wouldn't get lost if you could read maps!                                                                                                                                                                              

  Yeah, but if you KNOW we cant read maps why do you let us!   lol                                                                                                                                                                               

                        I CAN READ A MAP!!!   Nearly every guy I've pillioned has gotten lost, and one, no names mentioned, WITH sat nav  (someone else called it 2hat nav lol ) guys don't listen to me when I tell em they're goin the wrong way.                                                                                                                                                                              

I've learnt never to answer directly to questions a woman puts to me. This indirectness usually consists of a grunt that could be taken any number of ways, or giving her a question back.

It's saved me from a few black eyes where my normally huge gob would have landed me right in it.

Your arse is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. Wrinkles add character. A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you tarnished. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. Porn movies are designed with you in mind. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?" You can throw a ball more than 5 feet. One mood, ALL the damn time. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind. You can go to a public toilet without a support group. You can leave a hotel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. If you are 30 and single, nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its original colour. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You don't have to clean your flat if the electricity meter reader is coming. You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me." You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You don't have to shave below your neck. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons. You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes. Same job ... more pay. The world is your urinal.                                                                                                                                                                             

  Way to go cbr

  Don't know where you keep gettin 'em,
  but please keep posting 'em