Trust you                                                                                                                                                                              

Waddya mean??  !                                                                                                                                                                              

@rosso .... correct!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

The bubbles in Guiness sink to the bottom rather than float to the top as in other beers.                                                                                                                                                                             

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. When you compare a banana to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe it’s time to change that well-known phrase so that we say,        "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"                                                                                                                                                                              

In England, it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises.                                                                                                                                                                             

just how can a bubble sink!!!!    HOW?? lol reminded me of a certain tv prog....                                                                                                                                                                             

oohhh ooohhh I know I know !! 

Ross ... Guinness does not only have CO2 but Nitrogen when its being pulled ... and due to the pressure its pulled at this results in lots of smaller bubbles the flow from the pump then causes the CO2 bubbles to rise in the middle, the Nitrogen ones sink, 

the nitrogen ones break up the CO2 on the way... hence the fluffy head you get                                                                                                                                                                               

    * A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
    * On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
    * Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If they were captured, the cards could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.
    * The word “set” has more definitions than any other word in the English language.
    * A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. :D
    * All polar bears are left-handed.
    * Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
    * The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
    * The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a tittle.
    * Walt Disney was afraid of mice. :)
    * The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.
    * An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

Apparently 

Swans are the only birds with penises                                                                                                                                                                             

  I hope the 12 newborns are returned to their rightful parents or did it mean they don't know who has got who?    Lucky pig!!   I must be a polar bear   Ah, so does tittle tattle mean 2 dots or i i ?    Does that mean the average right handed person or the average left handed person? Does it mean WOMEN, as more women type than men?                                                                                                                                                                                      

Having sex can reduce a fever because of the sweat produced.

Cracking your knuckles does not actually hurt your bones or cause arthritis. The sound you hear is just gas bubbles bursting.

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

If you touch your tongue while yawning, it can stop the yawn.

Women speak about 7000 words a day.
The average man averages just over 2000.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.

No word in the English language rhymes with purple, orange, month or silver.

Grapes EXPLODE when you put them in the microwave!                                                                                                                                                                              

suppose depends who ya having sex with kay. i have had sex before and didnt even know i was having it pmsl ...... xk men can do only 2 things at once but one of them is breathing the other one is usually scratching there bits                                                                                                                                                                              

*Women speak about 7000 words a day.The average man averages just over 2000*   PMS... no surprise there                                                                                                                                                                              

The kiss that is given by the bride to the groom at the end of the wedding ceremony originates from the earliest times when the couple would actually make love for the first time under the eyes of half the village!
                                                                                                                                                                             

In the 16th century, Turkish women could divorce their husbands if the man failed to keep his family's pot filled with coffee.

Lloyd's of London began as Edward Lloyd's coffeehouse.
                                                                                                                                                                             

PMSL at Ronnie     It is legal to have sex with trees as long as no-one witnesses it.  Someone who has sex with trees is called a Dendrophiliac   Wouldn't fancy it myself, just think of the splinters ... ouch                                                                                                                                                                               

could say so much to that one suzy .......... oh sod it. felt like having sex with a tree with the ex . suppose thats why he's the ex pmsl.  i make him out to sound so bad haha                                                                                                                                                                              

ha sex wiv a tree....then u girls al want bannana trees in yer garden lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Back on track     The WD in WD-40 stands for Water Displacement. It was invented on the 40th try for a formula that worked.