you know this is me behaving myself,and let me tell you it aint easy trying to stem the natural flow of things, if you need confimation of that please just check on kwaks last comment                                                                                                                                                                             

well the plants were brought in a few months ago before winter kicked in. I left them at the back doors (Siding glass panels) so they could get light whilst remaining warm.  I've been watering them there for about 2 or 3 months without walking over the floor to realise it was warped.   The warp is literally right where the big passion flower is/was.... :-(   Currently ive moved my kitchen table over the bit thats sticking up and ive put as much stuff on the table as i can find.   I have a little bit of the stuff in my garage and it looks real to me, at least from what i remember.  Quite thick stuff and not layered/laminated stuff.   Already had to sand and stain some of it from when DHL put a 1cm deep scratch right along my floor when they dragged my UPS unit in on a wooden pallet.  So I know I can go 1cm deep or so for sure                                                                                                                                                                             

oh, matt, when you have a 'real' life.. let us all know???. you obviously have no kids, no commitments,no ageing parents where you are classed  as a carer? All your concerns are with your worktops????? and your plants lol, soz matt but you make me laff                                                                                                                                                                              

Why hasn't anyone mentioned a big hammer and some 6" nails. . .. seems to solve most of MY problems!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

lol LC, i know i know.  I'm only 25 though and I'm gonna keep those "real" life things away from me as long as possible. For the time being though I'll continue flying planes, riding bikes, partying hard, gardening (yea i know) etc                                                                                                                                                                             

i would chop out the warped bit and fit new not so much dust                                                                                                                                                                               

Matt you have the life we all dream off!...less the gardening lol all I need is the plane now ha ha..and a warped floor board