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51 Posts | Latest reply on 15/02/2007 14:37:58 by Di | Go to original / last post

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In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

na, got scooby doo spag

still end up with sauce down the front of him

Message posted by Di on 03 February 2007 at 12:29

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Di @ 03/02/2007 12:29:26

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Aww Di he is kid, thats his job.

Message posted by rubecula on 03 February 2007 at 22:12

rubecula @ 03/02/2007 22:12:05

witchiest

In: hinckley
Posts: 1570

tests out the claims of washing powder manufacturers di!! xx

Message posted by witchiest on 04 February 2007 at 08:07

witchiest @ 04/02/2007 08:07:42

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

and they don't work on white school shirts @ 40 degrees

just done 10 school shirts and had to put them on at 60. now they're whiter than white

no more black paint, spag sauce, choc cake, felt pen, mud, grass and stuff i don't wanna know about

Message posted by Di on 04 February 2007 at 13:44

Di @ 04/02/2007 13:44:17

witchiest

In: hinckley
Posts: 1570

te he!! but do they still fit him! or r they now sam size?? i hate emptying kids pockets cos u just dont know whats gonna be lurking in the depths!

Message posted by witchiest on 05 February 2007 at 07:01

witchiest @ 05/02/2007 07:01:39

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

i make him empty them when he takes 'em off, that's after finding snails in one pocket

Message posted by Di on 05 February 2007 at 10:30

Di @ 05/02/2007 10:30:16

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

I used to keep marsh mallows in mine for lunch.. they melted and usually forget about them... until I heard my mum screaming "you little ......."

Message posted by rubecula on 05 February 2007 at 14:28

rubecula @ 05/02/2007 14:28:32

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Message posted by Di on 05 February 2007 at 15:40

Di @ 05/02/2007 15:40:25

witchiest

In: hinckley
Posts: 1570

found a worm and soil once,just the memory makes me feel ill!!! asked kids to empty em once,ended up washing alot of mint humbugs-washing was minty fresh! x

Message posted by witchiest on 07 February 2007 at 05:58

witchiest @ 07/02/2007 05:58:43

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

tissues, i hate tissues in the bloody wash.

Message posted by Di on 08 February 2007 at 10:42

Di @ 08/02/2007 10:42:26

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Even worse is the tenner in the back pocket you forgot was there. But thats not the kids though. "Mum/Dad, the cats clean now, where do I put him to dry?" is an eye opener.

Message posted by rubecula on 08 February 2007 at 12:34

rubecula @ 08/02/2007 12:34:57

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

thankfully i don't do pets

Message posted by Di on 08 February 2007 at 13:37

Di @ 08/02/2007 13:37:32

witchiest

In: hinckley
Posts: 1570

my fish need cleaning out,i hate that job!!

Message posted by witchiest on 08 February 2007 at 14:25

witchiest @ 08/02/2007 14:25:56

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

rather you than me mate

Message posted by Di on 08 February 2007 at 15:05

Di @ 08/02/2007 15:05:24

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Fish tank? or are you gutting your dinner?

Message posted by rubecula on 08 February 2007 at 21:38

rubecula @ 08/02/2007 21:38:19

witchiest

In: hinckley
Posts: 1570

fish tank,i think there are 7 goldfish in there!!!

Message posted by witchiest on 09 February 2007 at 06:27

witchiest @ 09/02/2007 06:27:14

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

feel for you witchiest i used to have a big bow fronted fish tank an i used to empty twenty buckets about quater way down it and then fill it back up was a nightmare kept it 3 years but was more hassle than it was worth so it went to a new home and couldnt put my hand in it cos hate the toouch of fish an one of the big sucker things used to latch on to your hand shuddering at the thought of that

Message posted by storm on 09 February 2007 at 18:29

storm @ 09/02/2007 18:29:06

witchiest

In: hinckley
Posts: 1570

have gotta do it soon storm,gonna catch em and put em in bowl then get scrubbing the yucky green stuff,yuk yuk yuk!!

Message posted by witchiest on 10 February 2007 at 16:45

witchiest @ 10/02/2007 16:45:33

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Aww poor kid, me and me dad had about twenty tanks once and we used to breed fish and put them in shows and things. I'd do it again if I could. Nothing so relaxing as a fishtank to watch.

Message posted by rubecula on 11 February 2007 at 12:55

rubecula @ 11/02/2007 12:55:40

witchiest

In: hinckley
Posts: 1570

really wish u lived nextdoor now rube! x

Message posted by witchiest on 11 February 2007 at 14:15

witchiest @ 11/02/2007 14:15:27

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