Trying to corner my mates XV750 cruiser the same way as my old CBR750 Ran out of road luckily there was a shallow dranage ditch I ended up in. My mate finally saw the funny side when he came back to find me pulling it out of ditch.   Best Ive witnessed was another friend on his 97 Blade   Highsided on country road bike sumersaulted bounced on its wheels sumersaulted again and hit waterloged ditch. Resulting damage One broken indicator and brused knee Some people are born lucky                                                                                                                                                                             

Hit a wet manhole cover with the back wheel on mi suzuki gp 100 and it spun me round and left me sat on mi arse looking up at a big cab Scania which was coming towards me.....Nice.                                                                                                                                                                             

Riding into a gap between two stationary lanes then finding I did not have enough room to put my feet down! When the traffic started I slid down the side of a car and ended up in a heap                                                                                                                                                                               

Just took ex b/f's pride n joy gsxr750 in to have new front tyre on and was riding home said bike when 3 legged cat ran out into road and stood and looked at me so i went left it went left in front of me. Needless to say I ended up binning bike but bloody cat survived and i ended up with bike on my leg stuck.  Had to then ring ex b/f to tell him his bike now needed new mirror and clutch lever and was now slightly scarred......Dont think he ever forgave me !!!  

when i wee'd myself...that was a accident !!!!!!!!lmao                                                                                                                                                                             

Is that why he became an ex, Pinkninja?                                                                                                                                                                             

It wasn't so much as an accident as a funny incident. The fibreglass front mudguard became loose and rested on the tyre, it started to melt and throw up hot melted fibreglasss hitting my Ex in the chest and face so we stopped and yanked it off..... well it was dark and started raining quite heavy as we continued our journey. He started to get hit in the face with the wet crap off the road if we slowed down it hit him in the chest so we just had to speed up breaking speed limits for the slush to be redirected above his and my head. What a journey that was LOl