I often said to my vmax *c'mon babe start now dont let your old man down* she used to listen to..lol                                                                                                                                                                              

i keep telling my blackbird to slow down.....but she wont listen !!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

I talk to my dog often....he's a bit of a mathemetician too,if i ask him what 1 minus 1 is,he says nothing                                                                                                                                                                              

lol                                                                                                                                                                             

I talk to my car 'audrey' all the time, first thing in the morning i pat the dashboard and say hello and if she gets me home after bad weather i always pat her and say thanks                                                                                                                                                                               

I am with DC on this one,  i go in my garage every morning and tell my Carely how beautiful she looks today, and hope i see a speck of dirty which gives me an excuse to rub her down...                                                                                                                                                                              

(is wishing my name was Carely lol)                                                                                                                                                                              

My Lady u r both beautiful in my eyes..                                                                                                                                                                              

My Liege thou art both dashing and gentlemanly . looking totally stunning today as per usual, i swoon in your general direction xxxxxxxx                                                                                                                                                                              

My Lady i will always be a Gentleman for u, you r my wench..

Erm is this the mad section,lololol
                                                                                                                                                                             

GET ME A BUCKET.....GIVE IT A REST PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE                                                                                                                                                                             

Pot, kettle, black Ian!   Anyway, tis only harmless banter given that UKHR is married.                                                                                                                                                                              

LOL @ Ian ... good job Tracy has met Jackie & understands that she is just obsessed by UK's good looks & charm & that she doesnt mean to come over as some sort of stalking mad woman   ***good job Jackie knows I jest ... or do I ??? ***                                                                                                                                                                             

excuse me roachy... ???? i aint been flirting thanks !!!! plus i think jacks knows uk is married , and uk is a mate of mine                                                                                                                                                                             

Who mentioned flirting Ian, I didn't. I know BJ knows UKHR is married which is why there is nothing to *give it a rest* to. Unless you were objecting to their declarations (whether they're based on real feelings or the humourous banter of friends is irrevelant) in which case my pot, kettle, black stands.   You posted in capitals with a lot of emphasis on *please* which appeared to have a real *I'm sick of this* tone to it. My remarks were done with much more softness and were the gentle teasing of a mate who is clearly loved up and doesn't mind everyone knowing it.   If you want to read more into it than that Ian, be my guest, I'm not going to explain myself any further than I have.                                                                                                                                                                              

I talk to my bike all the time. She is called Gabrielle. All my bikes have had names. My ER5 was Rachael and my BMW was called Carole. Nothing mad in that at all.                                                                                                                                                                             

lmao....they know i am joking,and i am not gonna argue,, as life is good, kids are well,LC is happy, man city have just scored against united, and its sun shining !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, plusi was not asking you to explain yourself, your opinion is your opinion, for which i respect a trillion per cent as your soooooooooo lovely .....                                                                                                                                                                             

Can i just put things straight pls.

Myself and Jackie have always spoke like this, Tracey and I have no jealousy in our relationship we just enjoy life and are very friendly to all people we meet, so please dont get the wrong idea...

And yes Tracey does read the post and we can't wait to meet u all again.
       TC and Ride Safe everyone...
                                               

i wasnt getting the wrong idea buddy, i am close to jackie as a friend, speak to her most days on the phone, i also got to know you and trace too, top peeps, well you would be as your from my home town....hope that bike is polished my mancunian buddy, big hello to tracey too.........

why gabrielle pp ????