Yes, yes, never mind all that about ladies and their lovely botties... didja see the comments from my sis??? She who detests all manner of things 2-wheeled and those who ride them?

I have seen the future and it is pink scooter-shaped!

Might take a while to convince her still... she's too scared to learn how to drive, so goodness only knows how I'll persuade her to learn to ride, but what the hey? I like a challenge.

Next up: how to teach her that she might just survive a couple of nights under canvas, hell, she might even enjoy herself! Then she can come to next year's Flames & Frames to show off her girlie pink scoot
                                                                                                                                                                             

Been looking at my profile Will???  hehe     Please NOT pink Lou   lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Hell, she can have one in sky blue pink with purple spots if she wants Pob! 

If it turns her onto 2 wheels - I'm happy!
                                                                                                                                                                             

Been looking at my profile Will???

I duly clicked, thinking you'd popped some on yer profile here Pob! Is that you doing the fire eating thing?! *impressed* Tell me more!
                                                                                                                                                                             

http://www.bikermatch.co.uk/sites/bm/events/event_photo...ent_id=390   (The link didn't work for me so I've reposted it)                                                                                                                                                                             

Cheers Kwak  Wasn't sure why it didn't post as a clickable link... I probably did something technoklutzy!                                                                                                                                                                               

Its easy really. (just remember not to swallow ''oooer'' or breath in).   Takes 5 mins to learn.     Milk and water and a cloth nearby to cleanse the pallet.   Lamp Oil is better than Parafin coz it tastes nicer.     Think I might track down some kit again, been a while.   Rarely singe the goatee.     Mate didnt appreciate it at a party once though.    He was stood on a bank when I crept up behind him, first inkling he had I was there was when a sheet of flame came out from between his legs hehehehehehehehehe   ah good times :-)       mate who taught me worked in a firework factory - I asked him once if he could get stuff that I could use to colour the flame   ''yes, no problem what colour do you want?? they will poison and kill you though...''                                                                                                                                                                             

tempted to get a scooter again ideal for buzzin into town relive me 'mod' day's san's hair!! probably get beaten up by that nasty'rocker' micksaway though!![nah you cant be a mean 'rocker' ona BMW!!]                                                                                                                                                                             

Go for it TM!

Don't worry about that there Micksaway... Just send him round to mine if he gives you any grief.

*ponders*

I have some lamp oil...

Hmmmm... maybe I'll just take your word for it Pob!

Next BM meet's entertainment, perhaps? We could have you fire-eating, TC with his flaming whips... anyone else like to play with fire on here?
                                                                                                                                                                             

I'll dig out my firebrands and we can have a bit of synchronised fire-breathing!                                                                                                                                                                               

Play with fire? Not me, no sirree, good boy me...                                                                                                                                                                             

Firebrands?

EEeek! But I don't wanna be branded!