Take the pi$$ out of yerself before any other bugger does... that's what I always say HFG ;o)                                                                                                                                                                                 

Four Flirty Saucepots                                                                                                                                                                             

this is sooooo very tru WB...maybe we could team up with Daniel off the Xfactor & have John Sargeant doing the dance for us???                                                                                                                                                                              

*whispers*   Who's Daniel off the X Factor? I only know about JS cos he's in the actual "news"... or what the BBC passes for "news" these days!   He can't possibly sing worse than me anyway ;o)                                                                                                                                                                             

Strictly Come Pootling?                                                                                                                                                                             

Oi!!! Yeh WB !!     What HFG sed !!^^^^^^^^   lol I managed to scrape a few more pennies outta the bottom of my coat pocket. i removed the boiled sweet and snotty tissue that was stuck to them     And I've found a flattened penny that went thro a machine at the London Dungeons...and now has London Dungeon embossed onto it...... cost me £1..!!!!!!    reckon it mite have actually decreased to below 1p now...   (bloomin robbin suvverners..grrrrr)     Hmmmmm soz FFSesses ...  ...will have another look down the back of the sofa                                                                                                                                                                                   

FFSesses...   ROFL @ that... I've got "effeffefeefffeefffeffeffeff Butros Butros Ghali"... and "Scorchio!" in my head now... but can't remember what the sketch show was...                                                                                                                                                                             

WB.................erm.........                                                                                                                                                                                  

Aha... The Fast Show... no sound here, so dunno what this link is like...   http://   uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ctaszjeaDK0                                                                                                                                                                                   

Eeeeeehh lass.. tha really duz ave toooo much time on thi 'ands...   Mind ya .. you would probs me a good marketing researcher for our FFS charity !                                                                                                                                                                              

Oi! I'll have you know I had at least 3.5 hours of work today - go me! ;o)                                                                                                                                                                             

Wooo hoooo.. i shud claim for overtime if i were u !!   *extra funds for out money pot*                                                                                                                                                                              

evening my girlies????? hows you all doing?? glad to see the FFS girls are still here.......... still supporting each other dispite the lack of wonga............. look...... it will be this week i get that lottery win.....fear not my squad......... Karey..... get that fluff sold ebay........... wannabe.......... sell them knickers!!!! and them kinky boots!!!! you will make a killing!!!!  he he........  HFG get down to virgin records and "force" richard branson to record the song........... by any means necessary!!!                                                                                                                                                                               

Behave yourself young lady! That's just nasty! Hehehe   Besides... I NEED my boots... they're my one indulgence... & I do look after them - I still have/wear my first pair of thigh lengths... purchased 15 years ago :o) The leather's old, soft & supple... they've had many polishings and oilings... and they keep my knees lovely and toasty when riding pillion in the winter ;o)                                                                                                                                                                             

The leather's old, soft & supple... they've had many polishings and oilings...     boots or skin?                                                                                                                                                                             

as the FFS Girls are now getting their arses in gear, am **nudging** this one up the topics                                                                                                                                                                              

reckon yer sexy lil' pink/purple number i yer profile pic makes it look like your in mid *nudge* anyway Hg!!lol...very apt post...                                                                                                                                                                             

Hey Arf...she's a lot nicer in the flesh than she is on the photo mate   very tasty in fact for the young uns lol

ooooooooooppppppppppppsssss...........reckon you shoulda proof read that post Herne!.................sooooo know how Hg is gonna read that one geez!lmao!.........                                                                                                                                                                              

Nah it's cool mate...she knows I aint got a bad bone in mi body plus mes too thick to understand if there's owt wrong with the post