Do we have to wash our hands?                                                                                                                                                                             

Vinnie... we're Norverners !!... tho gloves mite be useful                                                                                                                                                                              

Snogging? How rude!   One prefers to sip one's tea from the finest bone china with one's finger crooked at just the right angle dahn Sarf... If one is feeling awfully naughty, it may be acceptable to permit one's fiance the most fleeting of glimpses of one's ankle. So long as it is in private and NEVER on a Sunday.                                                                                                                                                                             

Too true Karey, after all we don't want to catch something nasty from any Southerners we might shake hands with.                                                                                                                                                                             

'Too true Karey, after all we don't want to catch something nasty from any Southerners we might shake hands with.'    Exactly!   or rather.. we don't want to be spreading our precious norvern muck dahn sarf!   *apols to my very nice suvvern friends*                                                                                                                                                                               

ah give me a posh tart like WB! bath's once a yr wevver she need's it or not!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Bathing? Strictly for the proletariat, dahlink!   Good grief man. Anyone would think one was a mere commoner.                                                                                                                                                                             

Thats not posh.. thats OCD !!   ( Obsessive Compulsive Order, to you mere mortals)                                                                                                                                                                             

Listen I'll have you know I can be just as posh, I always get out of the bath to go to the lavatory.

See what I just did then, I used the proper word for toilet.

Posh.                                                                                                                                                                             

I am perfectly happy to sleep on the floor amongst the rest of you.    Or at least as long as I am raised slightly above it by means of some form of cushioned platform on stilts (bed), itself placed within a box formed of masonry and/or timber (room) with easy access offered via a hinged and lockable portal (door) separating myself from most others, themselves each within their own box formed of masonry and/or timber (room) with easy access offered via a hinged and lockable portal (door).   The only other minor requirement I would insist on is for a second hinged and lockable portal (door) leading from the box formed of masonry and/or timber (room) that I am sleeping in, to a second box formed of masonry and/or timber containing a suitable sink, toilet, shower and bath (en-suite bathroom).   I would suggest that to make matters simpler all of the boxes formed of masonry and/or timber (rooms) should be contained within a larger box formed of masonry that also contains at least one communal eating area complete with staff to cook and clean (restaurant), again at least one seated meeting area fitted with drink dispensers and stocked with assorted snacks, again staffed (bar) and ideally also some form of water based relaxation and swimming area (spa and swimming pool).   I'd suggest we called this a hotel with at least three stars hanging by the front door!!   All that said, I'm happy to sleep anywhere as long as I can have a cuddle!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

You're not having a cuddle from me. Could start the wrong sort of rumours!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Thought northerners only wore gloves so they don't leave fingerprints.                                                                                                                                                                             

Thought northerners only wore gloves so they don't leave fingerprints.                                                                                                                                                                             

think that only apply's to the Liverpool area!                                                                                                                                                                             

I'd check the wheels on your bike TM...I have my agents everywhere!                                                                                                                                                                             

sorted out that little job for ya wills,( i`ve left them in the out house under a couple o tattie sacks) should get enough for a couple of pints for em                                                                                                                                                                             

Ta for that Julie. I'll wait until the dust has settled and then put em up on eBay. Did you get the Triumph or the Harley ones?                                                                                                                                                                             

thought id teach the bugger a lesson so i got one of each!                                                                                                                                                                             

thought id ave the ones off the zimmer to, but that would just be too cruel . dont leave yer dancin shoes airing on the doorstep mr T!                                                                                                                                                                             

Geoff.. u mite find yasen cuddling but not by choice..! lol   JJ/Wills.....am off lampin later.. want sum rabbits? I've not bathed all week...so no fear of the little buggas catchin 'unatural' scent downwind