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33 Posts | Latest reply on 01/11/2006 18:23:37 by rubecula | Go to original / last post

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rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

You mean someone is going to have to bash the bishop type double entendres............ don't worry I would never think anything like that

Message posted by rubecula on 01 November 2006 at 17:35

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rubecula @ 01/11/2006 17:35:00

In: Wellingborough
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I sat here and everytime i wrote summat i looked and cracked up laughing so had to take it off...........................

Message posted by Di on 01 November 2006 at 17:36

Di @ 01/11/2006 17:36:31

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

And then here comes Rube.............. just throws it right at the screen. No decorum these RAF types eh?

Message posted by rubecula on 01 November 2006 at 17:38

rubecula @ 01/11/2006 17:38:53

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

None wots so bloody ever......................was trying to be a lady!

Message posted by Di on 01 November 2006 at 17:47

Di @ 01/11/2006 17:47:10

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

............. hang on thats different all together, I talk about the improbable and you bring up the impossible.

Message posted by rubecula on 01 November 2006 at 17:49

rubecula @ 01/11/2006 17:49:38

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

i was nearly a lady when i went to the garden party at the palace.............................but then me feet were hurting and then me hat was getting on me nerves so i took them off, yep hat and shoes, it was hot, so i walked round the garden in me posh frock and swinging me shoes and hat in me hands. oh well, i tried for a while

Message posted by Di on 01 November 2006 at 17:55

Di @ 01/11/2006 17:55:40

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Bet you looked a picture...... You and Liz walking around swing shoes and hats and talking about blokes. "I really don't know what to do about Philip Di, he is such an idiot at times." "Oh thats OK Liz, most blokes are. I must admit I never expected him to 'ping' my bra though."

Message posted by rubecula on 01 November 2006 at 17:58

rubecula @ 01/11/2006 17:58:38

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Did meet 'em tho. I had to put me shoes back on cos the pikeman told me that the snipers on the roof were fer me if i didn't

Message posted by Di on 01 November 2006 at 18:02

Di @ 01/11/2006 18:02:37

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Maybe so.... but not with their rifles eh? I've heard about going for drinks at the palace. If you can't neck a pint of gin in one..... you are for the high jump. (Apparently the Queen started this past time in her teens. She can do ten one after the other these days, helps to keep the smile on her face at these do's.)

Message posted by rubecula on 01 November 2006 at 18:06

rubecula @ 01/11/2006 18:06:11

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Not a bloody drop of alcohol to be had darlin, orange squash or tea/coffee. looked for the champers but the stingy moo hadn't got any!

Message posted by Di on 01 November 2006 at 18:15

Di @ 01/11/2006 18:15:28

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Probably said to the butler. (Jeezus who invited bloody Di? Keep her away from the booze, you know what she's like when she's on one. Couldn't get her in the taxi last time we went on the town together. Shouting at the Horse guards and waving her knickers out of the window.... Scared me best bloody horses she did.........)

Message posted by rubecula on 01 November 2006 at 18:19

rubecula @ 01/11/2006 18:19:05

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Knickers, wot knickers?

Message posted by Di on 01 November 2006 at 18:20

Di @ 01/11/2006 18:20:36

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Blimey...... no wonder you scared her horses..........

Message posted by rubecula on 01 November 2006 at 18:23

rubecula @ 01/11/2006 18:23:37

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