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Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Oh KD! Don't give up please!
Look - I'm here on bended knees!
Just think of a rhyme,
Something like "time",
& then we can all go eat cheese :o)

Message posted by Wannabe on 25 June 2008 at 15:11

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Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

pmsl @ Wannabe

Message posted by Karey on 25 June 2008 at 15:48

Karey @ 25/06/2008 15:48:27

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

It was the mice that made me do it,
I was thinking of pudding with suet,
But my brain turned to cheese,
When the mice cried "Yes please!"
One day soon I'll get a Round Tuit.

*ahem*

Message posted by Wannabe on 25 June 2008 at 15:59

Wannabe @ 25/06/2008 15:59:17

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

Wooooo hoooooooo !! good one Wannabe .. i can sleep tneet now !!! lol

Message posted by Karey on 25 June 2008 at 16:04

Karey @ 25/06/2008 16:04:21

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Lines one and two
Are easy to do.
As for three and four?
They're never a chore.
But get to the last line and I'm completely stumped.

*cough*

Message posted by Wannabe on 25 June 2008 at 16:14

Wannabe @ 25/06/2008 16:14:23

eddietheardvark

In: Okeford fitzpain
Posts: 119

the grass is green the sky is blue keep at it wannabe yer gettin better okay so that last line was cr*p i can't always be perfect

Message posted by eddietheardvark on 25 June 2008 at 17:16

eddietheardvark @ 25/06/2008 17:16:52

Hull750Rider

In: Hull
Posts: 1409

There was a young woman from Dartford Who built lovely jewlry to sell in places like Hartford She tried to make her lymerick Punchy and realy rather slick Which she nailed like double top in a dartboard I thank you lol

Message posted by Hull750Rider on 25 June 2008 at 17:44

Hull750Rider @ 25/06/2008 17:44:49

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Wow Hull Rider! Are you here all week?
Your poetry makes me feel completely weak
at the knees dontcha know?
And so now I must go.
To do some good works for the meek?

*and one day I'm going to rhyme words with more than one syllable!*

Message posted by Wannabe on 25 June 2008 at 17:59

Wannabe @ 25/06/2008 17:59:46

Hull750Rider

In: Hull
Posts: 1409

I may not by Busta Rhymes Or even live in older times But my Poems are glowing I'll try to keep them flowing To earn a few Nickles and Dimes

Message posted by Hull750Rider on 25 June 2008 at 18:10

Hull750Rider @ 25/06/2008 18:10:00

Hull750Rider

In: Hull
Posts: 1409

There once was a real bright spark In a not too well lit street he did park A twoker came into sight His intent to steel and make flight A guard dog put paid with his BARK

Message posted by Hull750Rider on 25 June 2008 at 18:15

Hull750Rider @ 25/06/2008 18:15:13

Hull750Rider

In: Hull
Posts: 1409

In days of old when men were bold Nowt around to eat but bread with mould Allong came a biker with his sword His mission to fight the evil hoard And to make damsels wither in his hold ;o)

Message posted by Hull750Rider on 25 June 2008 at 18:19

Hull750Rider @ 25/06/2008 18:19:11

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Coo - a poem bout me! There's a first. Well chuffed. Ta!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 26 June 2008 at 04:08

Deleted Member @ 26/06/2008 04:08:34

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Ladies withering are not attractive, They're so much better when they're active! Please spare them your grip & leave go of their hip! & sit down! You're hyperactive!

Message posted by Wannabe on 26 June 2008 at 08:38

Wannabe @ 26/06/2008 08:38:05

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

I was pondering the subject of hedonism, Whilst gazing through an optical prism. Were it free, it would be nice, But you will find there's ALWAYS a price for random acts of lesbianism. Hah! Check out those babies... loads-a-syllables!

Message posted by Wannabe on 26 June 2008 at 08:46

Wannabe @ 26/06/2008 08:46:24

eddietheardvark

In: Okeford fitzpain
Posts: 119

to wannabe. Upon your latest work i gaze, and quite truly, I am amazed. For within but a blink, of an eye, you seem to be writing on a high. How long did they take, for you to write, I bet you did'nt get much sleep last night.

Message posted by eddietheardvark on 26 June 2008 at 11:41

eddietheardvark @ 26/06/2008 11:41:49

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Sleep? Sleep is for wimps And soporific chimps! Insomnia's where it's at, If you want to be a cool cat! Now I'm off to fly blimps? Oh dear... it was never going to last was it?

Message posted by Wannabe on 26 June 2008 at 11:46

Wannabe @ 26/06/2008 11:46:45

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

To cause a sensation For the next generation Why not try rhyming, Delivered with timing, Then get stuck... oh botheration!

Message posted by Wannabe on 26 June 2008 at 11:51

Wannabe @ 26/06/2008 11:51:16

Hull750Rider

In: Hull
Posts: 1409

TNG I B ME 2 M N X No BMX LOL (HE HE)

Message posted by Hull750Rider on 26 June 2008 at 12:10

Hull750Rider @ 26/06/2008 12:10:35

Hull750Rider

In: Hull
Posts: 1409

You may wear a Wimpole And even dance a Maypole Have a dig at a biker or two Now is it a boot or a shoe You insert to mouth or just sole (somfin fishey lol)

Message posted by Hull750Rider on 26 June 2008 at 12:15

Hull750Rider @ 26/06/2008 12:15:15

Hull750Rider

In: Hull
Posts: 1409

Upper classes Make a number of passes Never on Top of The Form Well not the usual or Norm Just wait for top totty in glasses

(Gufaw Gufaw)

Message posted by Hull750Rider on 26 June 2008 at 12:17

Hull750Rider @ 26/06/2008 12:17:58

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