How many fences would u need to encircle Weymouth? Either to keep u in, or us out - either way is good!                                                                                                                                                                             

got wood this mornin!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Wannabe - u should be pun-ished for that!                                                                                                                                                                             

is it an oldie or recent,im wondering what it is now,and me thinking hard is not a good idea lol,,we have a b+q warehouse and its staffed by pensioners and school leavers lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Tm - get your name down!                                                                                                                                                                             

pot callin the kettle innit?or have yu jus had a hard life?                                                                                                                                                                             

I've bin married for 20+ years - nuff said?                                                                                                                                                                             

condolancies my friend!!                                                                                                                                                                             

tm,it could be good,,you get your own name badge and staff discount lol..                                                                                                                                                                             

3 fences for the price of 2! u r onto a winner1 Plus u get a name reminder 4 when u go completely ga-ga.                                                                                                                                                                             

thanks for the advice guys but retirement is better!!!i'll think of yu while relaxing in me concessionary deckchair with a 99 flake,then gettin me free bus ride home,spendin my heatin allowance on wine an payin reduced councill tax as a single occupier!                                                                                                                                                                              

Sounds good to me! Show a little sympathy 4 us poor saps still having to flog their guts out 4 a pittance. But wots all this about a bus?                                                                                                                                                                             

wel coupla pints an the bus is useful!                                                                                                                                                                             

These youngester don't know what their missing do they tm what  better way to while away the hours than a deckchair on the prom and enjoying a 99 icecream. Can't you tell I was in my eliment at Bournemouth over the bank holiday.   As for B & Q I love the store get my discount there now if I show my pension book.   But must admit when an assistant came up to me and told me I was not allowed to sit any longer on the swinging hammock they had on display and also asked why I had a screw driver in my hand I didn't like his attitude, I told him I was happy sitting there and didn't he know anything about cocktails, I was holding a teetotal version of the cocktail to help me relax even more. Bless him in the end he helped me find my medication out of my carrier bag and arranged for the nursing home mini bus to pick me up in time for tea.                                                                                                                                                                             

yep lifes good at the moment untill Gordon Brown decides to take more of me money away!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

God enjoying this banter, better than TV   Yeah CG Bournmouth was good   Look forward to seeing you on the Wirral   Linda