Now now... it's not the size of the stinger, it's how much venom it can pump...
Geoff, tried the ostrich burger too - very yummy! (tastes a lot like Osprey.) They were very popular to farm in the Highlands a few years ago.. they were experimenting with a lot of different meats... I remember trying croc tail too!
They did try crossing a pig with a cheetah in Aberdeen in 2002... it was supposed to taste real nice but noone found out cos they couldn't catch the darn thing....