Well TM60, I think that would be an absolute classic of an introduction!!
Extremely original, if nothing else!!!
As for help with the petrol Dips, I think I'm gonna make enquiries to the DWP for you there hun!!
Can you imagine, "Listen, dear, I can't walk without my sticks to the bus stop, however, if you help me with the fuel costs, I'll get on me bike and ride into town!"