i fell off a gsxr 1100 and the petrol tank spilled over me, only hurt my elbow but boyfriend at time tried to get the bike off me with a fag in his mouth !!!
problem was he couldn't lift it so his mate came over to help an he'd got a fag as well not a brain cell between them. an me trapped under a bike took weeks for the stink of fuel to go out of clothes
always said his brains were in his ass !!!!