aw thankyou first time I been called a man  boy many a time   ok while we on the subject what is your tipple                                                                                                                                                                             

  Ok no need to rub it in, that ya YOUNGER than me     In order of importance lol: TEA , Lager top, Bud..in the bottle not a glass. Water (brought from home) if I'm paying                                                                                                                                                                                  

nowt better than a good cup of teabut lager too gassy for me and you are right bud should only be drunk out of a bottle   oh go on let me rub it in - oh sorry different thought - never finished the sentence                                                                                                                                                                              

  pml @ sentence, you will be (sentenced) if ya not careful...I knew your jacket with the buckles would come in handy one day                                                                                                                                                                              

can it be suspenders i mean suspended                                                                                                                                                                              

  By the neck? That could be arranged, if you insist  pml                                                                                                                                                                             

right now that sounds wonderful but youll have to use a crane cos a tree wont take my weight and can it wait til after the charity day   god I ask a lot                                                                                                                                                                              

  You're seriously warped man, I love it!     No need to call me God, Kwak will do   rofl                                                                                                                                                                             

Kwak, why aint you coming to the Rock N Blues this year, ? dont you enjoy a good party in the middle of a field then?   if you wamma ticket i have a spare one.   you really should come, its a right good laught. Mr Shaggy                                                                                                                                                                               

http://www.sheffieldbikers.co.uk/download.php?id=6148 SK don`t you fancy this one ?                                                                                                                                                                             

thanks istaqa for the t shirt link  lol probably still have my ogri t shirt on or me clash one                                                                                                                                                                              

Mr Shaggy, reasons for me not doing this rally or any other No dosh No transport No tent new sleeping bag sux (froze me tat off in MAY last year, heap o' chite! lol) anyone want an INDOOR sleeping bag? Sciatica Cartilage knackered in right knee Like to go home to my own bed after a good nite out Whinge when I'm cold, whinge when I'm not   Zzzzz are you asleep yet?                                                                                                                                                                               

Graham, that's the Rock n Bike show at Squires. The first year they held that it was FREE, then last year they charged entry fee   It's not a rally, it's held at a pub/cafe FFS.    There's going to be an awful lot of folk stood outside having a fag, (the smoking ban will be a month old by the time the show is on) I wonder if the landlord will let me have a BROLLY stall there? ROFPML it's bound to rain      Mr Shaggy, sorry, I forgot to say 'thanks' for your offer of a ticket, very nice of you.                                                                                                                                                                              

i am gonna see if i can wing it but kids etc they go away on the 4th august im hopefully off to france will one be able to gbet tickets on the gate or it is too big and they will be sold out  went to the three spires and lone wolf last year had a fantastic time but got absolutely legless both times didnt care where i slept though but i have airbeds tent sleeping bags so was ok did wander around for a bit in the dark trying to find my bloody tent though (was about to sleep where i stood when i remebered i had pitched it near a tree) lmao

G'day all, well it looks like i managed to wrangle a few day's off for the rock'n'blues, i've also got a stupidly huge tent and a space on my bike, so if anyone need's a ride or a place to crash then just let me know..........kid's are welcome, as long as they fit in the panniers.....and if you snore or fart then it's the outside bit for you, and that stand's for the fellers too!

Counts me out then!                                                                                                                                                                              

ewww!                                                                                                                                                                             

Tent! I got me own That'll bloody teach ya                                                                                                                                                                              

i bet it's inflatable......                                                                                                                                                                             

No   But me mattress is thanks