Ere!
Did anyone spot a 50-something blokey... probably dressed quite country gentlemanish in a Barbour or summat yesterday?
Wandering around the Red Lion from 12.15 to 1.30 bearing a sign that said "Lou the Pirate"?!
I'm in trouble for not showing up apparently.
WTF? I was there for 5 hours, how much more do they want from me?!