That's indeed true. When an event is on the events calendar, the person who started it (not just staff) can ask me to mail everyone within X miles of the event. I can do it instantly (ok almost instantly) and let everyone know about the event. I can make the message come from the event organiser too so that any replies go to the event organiser who can answer questions. It's a great way to get new areas up and running.
So... pick a cafe/pub, time and date. Add it to the calendar and I'll PM everyone within 80 miles or so to tell them.
I'm not going to be personally responsible for organising events all over the UK though. I don't even know much of the UK outside of Manchester. BM isn't my day job either, it doesn't even pay my bills. BM is a hobby for me and all the staff who help run it. The funds generated by subscriptions go towards the painfully high prices of advertising in magazines, facebook and google. Whatever is left over goes towards hardware, software, etc. If you think we can hire full-time staff to organise events you are completely mis-guided.
Any questions - give me a shout. If you need any help setting up events, ask myself or any member of the events team and we'll do our best. I hear Jackie has loooooads of time available to help