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dbdb

In: Birmingham
Posts: 49

TAME budgies and parrots easily by replacing their grit with iron filings. By holding a large magnet, they will sit happily on your hand for hours.

Message posted by dbdb on 06 June 2007 at 15:26

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dbdb

In: Birmingham
Posts: 49

RYANAIR passengers. These days they let ALL passengers off the planes, thus eliminating the need to all clamber to the front the second the aircraft lands.

Message posted by dbdb on 06 June 2007 at 15:29

dbdb @ 06/06/2007 15:29:24

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

MICRA DRIVERS. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the things like f

ing dodgem cars, so may as well look like one.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 12 March 2010 at 00:04

Deleted Member @ 12/03/2010 00:04:19

trikerider552

In: Reading
Posts: 314

Dont buy expensive ribbed condoms, just chuck a handful of frozen peas into a plain one before you put it on!

Message posted by trikerider552 on 12 March 2010 at 01:14

trikerider552 @ 12/03/2010 01:14:46

trikerider552

In: Reading
Posts: 314

thicken up runny low fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard!

Message posted by trikerider552 on 12 March 2010 at 10:41

trikerider552 @ 12/03/2010 10:41:06

trikerider552

In: Reading
Posts: 314

dont waste money buying binoculars simply stand closer to the object that you wish to view!!!!!!!!

Message posted by trikerider552 on 12 March 2010 at 19:16

trikerider552 @ 12/03/2010 19:16:06

trikerider552

In: Reading
Posts: 314

dont waste money buying binoculars simply stand closer to the object that you wish to view!!!!!!!!

Message posted by trikerider552 on 12 March 2010 at 19:17

trikerider552 @ 12/03/2010 19:17:13

trikerider552

In: Reading
Posts: 314

slimmers. when your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating the cakes again.

Message posted by trikerider552 on 12 March 2010 at 19:19

trikerider552 @ 12/03/2010 19:19:11

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Don't eat yellow snow!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 12 March 2010 at 20:36

Deleted Member @ 12/03/2010 20:36:26

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Don't wipe your arse with a sharpe stick.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 13 March 2010 at 01:15

Deleted Member @ 13/03/2010 01:15:48

petervalk

In: leic
Posts: 528

if things dont change they will stay the way they are ???

Message posted by petervalk on 13 March 2010 at 01:20

petervalk @ 13/03/2010 01:20:44

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Don't tell women they need to hover and wash the pots.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 13 March 2010 at 01:38

Deleted Member @ 13/03/2010 01:38:15

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

make sure you get to .'Alton Towers early in the day.... the commercial says Where the magic never ends', Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30pm lying Ba

Message posted by Deleted Member on 13 March 2010 at 02:13

Deleted Member @ 13/03/2010 02:13:28

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Don't spend a fortune in Ann Summers...buy an empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 13 March 2010 at 02:15

Deleted Member @ 13/03/2010 02:15:39

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

for you lazy bones.....A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over

and

going back to sleep.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 13 March 2010 at 02:16

Deleted Member @ 13/03/2010 02:16:48

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Don't cut your toe nails with a scythe. because your foot falls off.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 March 2010 at 00:04

Deleted Member @ 15/03/2010 00:04:09

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