Which bikes have you owned? In chronological order.

Puch Grand Prix
Yamaha DT50
Honda CB100
Honda CB125
Honda CB250 Superdream
Suzuki GS550 Katana
Honda VT250
Suzuki GS650
Yamaha TR1
BMW K75
Yamaha FZR600
Kawasaki GPZ500
Honda NTV650
Yamaha SR500
BMW K1100RS
Honda VTR1000
Ducati Monster 750
Triumph Daytona 955i
Moto Guzzi California Stone
Honda C90
Suzuki SV650
Triumph Bonneville
Honda CB500
BMW G650GS

I've never listed them all before ....  Sort of sums up my life from 16 to now.

C50LAC
ZR50SL
CB125super dream
CB250RS Deluxe
GT380
FZR1000exup
GSX600R Alstare Corona
GSX1400FE 06
SV650
GSX1400FE 06 same bike lol
Sportster 883
GSX1400 05
Blackbird
VZ1600
GSX750 R K7
VZ1600 same bike lol
Kawasaki 650 Versys Tourer 2011 - Current bike

CB125T(borrowed to do test on) CM125(borrowed til I bought one) CBX550F(fairly rubbish if quite quick-anyone remember inboard disc brakes?) CBX550F(dead-bought to bring other one back to life) ER250B(despatched to near death) Z650SR(lovely old thing that didn't deserve to be despatched on!) X7 250 (mad two stroke,seized up regularly!) XJ550(project,bought dead,sold no more lively) GS1000/GSX1100 hybrid(Loads of go,no brakes/handling) GSX550FE(ok ish) Triumph Sprint 900 (current toy)                                                                                                                                                                             

What was the GSX1400 like?
                                                                                                                                                                             

Forgot there was a CB250RS in there somewhere,I actually quite liked that even if it was slow!                                                                                                                                                                             

The 250RS was a great bike. Had inboard brakes on my VT250. They always needed attention.
                                                                                                                                                                             

When I had the CBX I used to carry a hammer under the seat to clout the front calipers with if I had to stop quick(they used to stick on),fixing them might have been a better idea,the things you do when you're young and skint                                                                                                                                                                             

ts50 x   rd125 x2   ts 125x rd350 rd500ypvs kx250 crosser rg250 gamma fzr600 zx9r fighter hayabusa gsxr1100 fighter                                                                                                                                                                             

c50 y70 cd175 twin c50 fantic chop 50cc li150 jet 200 li 150 c15 bantam t20 cub xs250se cb250 super dream maico 440 gpz550d1 rd250lc husky 250 z650 gpz600r z750 gpx600 t140v bonny li 150 silver special zl1000 eliminator red zx750r ninja p2 zl1000 eliminator black zx900 ninja gs 550 chop 9 foot long ................ current bikes bandit 600 k4 zx750 ninja p6 gsx1400 k5 harley 1500 dyna tzr 250                                                                                                                                                                                 

RD500ypvs - they're worth a bomb nowdays.
Fantic chop 50cc - I remember them.

Brilliant ....
                                                                                                                                                                             

honda cr80
suzuki rm80

montesa 172 cota
honda c50
yamaha fsie
cb125t
yamaha rd350r
yamaha fzr400r 4dx
honda xbr500
honda hornet 600
kawasaki zxr400 L2
kawasaki zx6r f1
kawasaki zx6r g1
ktm 200 exc
kawasaki zx6r b1h (current)
kawasaki 550 zephyr (current soon to be ex unless it get's it's act together)                                                                                                                                                                             

Skyjet 125 sport
SV 650 sport
Looking for next one pos GSX650F

Hehehe :-) couldn't resist                                                                                                                                                                              

Royal Enfield continental GT 250
Triumph T120 Bonneville, I tuned it to f???  blew the cranks up.
Kawasaki Z1A  900
Honda 750 k2  got stolen
Honda 750 k6
Honda 750 k6
Yamaha TDM850 nearly the first one sold here. Did 77000 miles in  3years
Kawasaki zzr1100c2  got stolen
Kawasaki zzr1100d2
Honda cx500   [the maggot]
Kawasaki zzr1100d6
BMW 1200 GTSE [not brick engine]
BMW r1100r 
ride last 3

 
Yamaha RS100 Harley 883 Sportster (before I passed my test - oops) ZL600 Eliminator ZL1000 Eliminator ZL900 Eliminator ZL1000 Eliminator ZL600 (bought it, but couldn't face riding it again after the big ones lol) Harley Superglide (current)   If only I was big and strong I'd still have a ZL1000, love 'em to bits but they're too top heavy for me :(                                                                                                                                                                             

So many bikes....  love it!!                                                                                                                                                                              

Honda cb175, just a crate needed points doing at least once a week and always running out of petrol.
GPZ500S enjoyed this one and still have it, keep meaning to strip it and do it up.
ZXR750 L1 found it ok but a bit trusses up like a turkey riding it, still got it though
ZX9R E1 current bike had it for 6 years and no plans to change it, good for everything I throw at it.

suzuki sr 125 - did test on
Honda cbr400 Suzuki bandit 400 Harley sportster 883 - current bike which i love   first ever pilly ride was on an RD250 when i was 16 and hitting 100mph was like wooooo                                                                                                                                                                               

Well you did ask .... deep breath 
Bsa 125 bantams (x4 or 5 i can never remember) Bsa 175 bantams  (x3) H100 Z250 scorpian Rd 250 (x3) Rd 400dx (x4) 250ypvs (x2) 350ypvs(x3) Gs400 Gs425 350 torque induction C15 250 superdream Gs850 hardtail chop (self built) Gs1000s hardtail chop (self built) Gs1000s (icv self restored)  Gsx1100e Gsx1100e swingarm customs (x3 all self built) Gs750 Gsx 750 (x3) Gs550 (who knows how many ??? guessing 7 or 8) Csr1000 custom (self built) Z1000J Cb750 single cam (x2) Cb750f twin cam Cb900f Cbx550 Gpz1000rx (x2) Gpx900r (x5 both stock & self built fighters) Cbx 750 Gsx1100efe (stock) Gsx1000efe (with 1127 gsxr engine .... self built) Vfr800 vtec Gsxr1100 (1053cc X3) Gsxr1100 (1127 engine... stock or self built fighters .... more than 12)  Gsx750 (x2) 1100f powerscreen (x2) 1200 bandits (x5) Self built harris magnum 2 (bandit 12 engine) cbr 600 (x2) vfr750 Z550 350 enfield bullet   Not in correct order & i probably missed a couple of dozen                                                                                                                                                                                      

Lol, as soon as I saw you'd posted on this thread I knew it would be epic!                                                                                                                                                                             

 That's one big biker's list scoob!