Children Are Too Quick

TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America   .

MARIA:         Here it  is.

TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ?

CLASS:         Maria.

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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 

(I  Love this child)

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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O..

TEACHER:   What are you talking about?

DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O. 

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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:       Me!

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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are. 

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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. 

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS:           Because George still had  the axe in his hand....   

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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 

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TEACHER:       Clyde , your  composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your   brother's.. Did you copy his?

CLYDE  :         No, sir. It's the same dog.   

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?

HAROLD:     A teacher

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