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7 Posts | Latest reply on 20/05/2011 19:50:07 by TBird_Steve | Go to original / last post

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jon68

In: Haltwhistle
Posts: 47

Once upon a time
There was a handsome prince who asked a beautiful princess
"Will you marry me ?"
She replied "NO !"
so he rode motorcycles, went hunting and fishing, drank whiskey and beer, dated woman half his age, had loads of money, farted when he wanted to and left the toilet seat up.
He lived happily ever after

THE END

Message posted by jon68 on 14 May 2011 at 01:38

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jon68 @ 14/05/2011 01:38:21

Deleted Member

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and of course the female version is pretty much the same :.... she rode motorcycles, went shoppin and talked on the phone for hours, drank wine and ale, dated men half her age, had loads of money, farted when she wanted and never sat on the cold toilet bowl coz the darn seat had been left up in the dark middle of the night.....

Message posted by Deleted Member on 14 May 2011 at 17:45

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jon68

In: Haltwhistle
Posts: 47

but I`ve been told many times woman don`t fart and that it was the dog ! Confused

lol

Message posted by jon68 on 14 May 2011 at 20:03

jon68 @ 14/05/2011 20:03:15

Jack Jones

In: Lincolnshire bas
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Message posted by Jack Jones on 15 May 2011 at 19:59

Jack Jones @ 15/05/2011 19:59:28

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Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 May 2011 at 20:36

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Rhidragon

In: Hudderfield
Posts: 123

Message posted by Rhidragon on 16 May 2011 at 08:52

Rhidragon @ 16/05/2011 08:52:25

TBird_Steve

In: Berkhamsted
Posts: 42

Seems to be true even when you don't have a dog. Never could solve that mystery.

Message posted by TBird_Steve on 20 May 2011 at 19:50

TBird_Steve @ 20/05/2011 19:50:07

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