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storm
In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326
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Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS? If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Your gene pool needs a little chlorine. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT! Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date! GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad? Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lipsI took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Support Cannibalism-EAT ME! God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier. I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
whoops
In: warmingham
Posts: 67
psml!!
dazpants
In: Blackpool
Posts: 86
Love 'em.
RC
In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960
excellent storm mate lol
Kate5930
In: Birmingham
Posts: 96
"we" are all on top form today
witchiest
In: hinckley
Posts: 1570
love em storm! spesh the baby one cus he gets confused when held by ladies in low cut tops too!!!
storm
In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326
lol witchey just so glad i didnt have a hold of sam then !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blushing wud not have explained that one !!!!!!!!
hilda123
In: Melton Mowbray
Posts: 135
They're wicked Storm! I read a t-shirt once that said..... You can tell happy cyclists by the flies on there teeth!!!!
storm
In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326
lol hilda ive got a cool pic ( well its gross actually) of a biker whos teeth are splattered wiv flies
will find the link for it an post it up !!!!!
think they wud know better than to ride wiv their gobs open lol
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