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The Dark One

In: Mid Wales
Posts: 198

I have a few, what are your favourites?

Message posted by The Dark One on 23 March 2011 at 19:18

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Deleted Member

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A soldier has come home on leave,...at the station he sees a young lady,who he mistakes for a prostitute. He says " Hello.. how much do you charge?" she says ( one liner coming up ) "Well I really don't know.. How much does your Mother and sister charge??" ( as told by Thora Hird who it really happened to!!)

Message posted by Deleted Member on 23 March 2011 at 19:48

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The Dark One

In: Mid Wales
Posts: 198

"Was your Mother a Weightlifter?..... How did she raise a F*****G Dumbell like you??"

Message posted by The Dark One on 23 March 2011 at 20:45

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Message posted by Deleted Member on 23 March 2011 at 20:49

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Weirdoraptor

In: Brough, E. Yorks
Posts: 2087

I said to my wife once "do you fancy a quickie?" She said "as opposed to what, exactly?"

Message posted by Weirdoraptor on 23 March 2011 at 20:59

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geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

Can you pick your teeth up with broken fingers?

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 25 March 2011 at 12:32

geoffb2005 @ 25/03/2011 12:32:25

Deleted Member

In: NA
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I see you have a swallow tattoo on your neck ....... Saves me asking !

Message posted by Deleted Member on 26 March 2011 at 23:08

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The Dark One

In: Mid Wales
Posts: 198

from Benidorm, If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards!!

Message posted by The Dark One on 14 April 2011 at 19:42

The Dark One @ 14/04/2011 19:42:05

The Dark One

In: Mid Wales
Posts: 198

double post!!!!

Message posted by The Dark One on 14 April 2011 at 19:42

The Dark One @ 14/04/2011 19:42:05

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

were you born stupid or did you go to night school

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 15 April 2011 at 09:47

Brummie Jackie @ 15/04/2011 09:47:47

Deleted Member

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Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 April 2011 at 17:00

Deleted Member @ 15/04/2011 17:00:57

Deleted Member

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John Cleese--Fawlty Towers Oh your German' im sorry i thought there was something wrong with you.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 April 2011 at 17:35

Deleted Member @ 15/04/2011 17:35:09

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