Beer makes you clever . . The Buffalo Theory

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GreasyTony

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Well you see it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.                                                                                                                                                                             
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ah is THAT why? cheers dude I wondered why I think I can solve the worlds problems when smashed Tongue                                                                                                                                                                             
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I'm liking you more as the day goes on GT, thanks for keeping us amused lol                                                                                                                                                                             
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Beer doesn't make me clever, but it does make birds look fantastic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIT3WlIyy1Y     (3.........2..........1..........)                                                                                                                                                                             
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gee my ex husband must be a genius thenLOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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Youtube is ok but after drinking like that the bloody games console would be no use to me, never mind the pink bikini and its contents.                                                                                                                                                                             
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You wouldn,t look right in a pink bikini anyway A D..                                                                                                                                                                             
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Well im going to give it a go this year at pil, complete with para boots lol.                                                                                                                                                                             


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