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Your Horoscope for today 5th january 2011

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bandit lover

In: Birmingham
Posts: 7765

Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will have left-over lasagna for lunch. This is odd, because you don't remember the lasagna being made in the first place. Just one of those little mysteries that haunts you in life. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Secret society day, today. Don't join -- no matter how much you like the secret handshake. Also, good day to swear off pickles. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Good day to doodle. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) You are about to have an idea of almost mind-boggling brilliance. Try to remain calm. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Beware of short people. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Time to stop beating around the bush. Beat the bush itself. Give it a good thrashing, and say "bad bush!" in a loud stern tone. Libra (September 23 - October 22) Good day to call an old friend, and reminisce. (It turns out to be much much harder to reminisce with a new friend, although it's often entertaining to try.) Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You will be offered a chance to go on a journey soon. It sounds like fun, but you might benefit by looking up La Isla Zancudo in a Spanish-English dictionary before you pack your bags... Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You will discover a bassoon player hiding in the shrubbery. That's not something you should try to deal with yourself -- call in the professionals. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) A member of your family will be involved in a tragic accident with an electric nose-hair trimmer. This will affect your attitude towards product liability lawsuits. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) Today you will flip a coin 4 times, and it will come up "heads", "tails", "heads", "heads". Then someone will come up and say "hey, whatcha doing?" Then the phone will ring. Just a coincidence, though, in this case. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Later this week you'll feel much like Scarlet O'Hara did, when she said, "I'll never be hungry again!" HAVE A GREAT DAY ONE AND ALL!!

Message posted by bandit lover on 05 January 2011 at 07:41

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kwakgirl

In: Kilmarnock
Posts: 1402

excellent...as always...i will let my day be guided by this!

Message posted by kwakgirl on 05 January 2011 at 07:54

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paneurojim

In: glasgow
Posts: 259

kwakgirl a you leo

Message posted by paneurojim on 05 January 2011 at 08:29

paneurojim @ 05/01/2011 08:29:31

Minnie the Minx

In: Cheshire
Posts: 2009

i feel i have to say in the strongest terms, i'm offended by warnings to leos about short people!

Message posted by Minnie the Minx on 05 January 2011 at 09:14

Minnie the Minx @ 05/01/2011 09:14:44

paneurojim

In: glasgow
Posts: 259

sorry opps

Message posted by paneurojim on 05 January 2011 at 09:43

paneurojim @ 05/01/2011 09:43:59

Roxie 1963

In: Darlington
Posts: 74

I'm a Leo and 6 feet tall, will have to beware of most people then!

Message posted by Roxie 1963 on 05 January 2011 at 10:38

Roxie 1963 @ 05/01/2011 10:38:52

paneurojim

In: glasgow
Posts: 259

this was a joke is there not a lot of little ones in ireland so have a whis

Message posted by paneurojim on 05 January 2011 at 12:47

paneurojim @ 05/01/2011 12:47:22

Minnie the Minx

In: Cheshire
Posts: 2009

Did the wind up there whisk your words away Jim?

Message posted by Minnie the Minx on 05 January 2011 at 14:36

Minnie the Minx @ 05/01/2011 14:36:33

paneurojim

In: glasgow
Posts: 259

ooo you did get me margaret

all see you in may hehe

Message posted by paneurojim on 05 January 2011 at 16:29

paneurojim @ 05/01/2011 16:29:28

kwakgirl

In: Kilmarnock
Posts: 1402

sorry jim but im a cancer! off course i have ideas of mind boggling brilliance every day! lol

Message posted by kwakgirl on 05 January 2011 at 17:22

kwakgirl @ 05/01/2011 17:22:42

bandit lover

In: Birmingham
Posts: 7765

Mine actually came true

Message posted by bandit lover on 05 January 2011 at 17:43

bandit lover @ 05/01/2011 17:43:02

Minnie the Minx

In: Cheshire
Posts: 2009

All sorts of mysterious things in my fridge but no unexpected lasagna unfortunately

Message posted by Minnie the Minx on 05 January 2011 at 17:45

Minnie the Minx @ 05/01/2011 17:45:55

bandit lover

In: Birmingham
Posts: 7765

Did you check under the lettuce Minnie?

Message posted by bandit lover on 05 January 2011 at 17:49

bandit lover @ 05/01/2011 17:49:55

Minnie the Minx

In: Cheshire
Posts: 2009

just took a peep BL and just mould and slime there lol

Message posted by Minnie the Minx on 05 January 2011 at 17:56

Minnie the Minx @ 05/01/2011 17:56:49

bandit lover

In: Birmingham
Posts: 7765

I put some lasagne in your fridge last night for you Minnie....I wonder where it went???

Message posted by bandit lover on 05 January 2011 at 17:57

bandit lover @ 05/01/2011 17:57:52

Minnie the Minx

In: Cheshire
Posts: 2009

awww BL...from now on you are the crowned Lasagna Fairy xxxx
Dunno where my lasagna went tho...must be one of these toerag teenagers I live with pinched it

Message posted by Minnie the Minx on 05 January 2011 at 18:02

Minnie the Minx @ 05/01/2011 18:02:32

bandit lover

In: Birmingham
Posts: 7765

I left you some garlic bread too!!!

Message posted by bandit lover on 05 January 2011 at 18:03

bandit lover @ 05/01/2011 18:03:59

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