Alimentary ------------ EasyAnterior -------------- An ant hillArtery ---------------- The study of paintingsAuricle --------------- A Roman goddessBacteria -------------- The back door to the cafeteriaBarium ---------------- What doctors do when patients dieBenign ---------------- What you be after you be eightBiochemistry ---------- Where biochemists growCaesarean section ----- A neighbourhood in RomeCardiac --------------- An American carCat Scan -------------- Searching for KittyCauterize ------------- Made eye contact with herCentriole ------------- A shelter for a soldier on guard dutyChordate -------------- A night out with a movie starClavicle -------------- A musical instrumentColic ----------------- A sheep dogColon ----------------- A punctuation markComa ------------------ Another punctuation markCondyle --------------- A phone scamCorporeal ------------- A rank in the ArmyCretin ---------------- Something that floats in your soupCytisine -------------- Something I sawCytotoxins ------------ A hazardous waste dumpDilate ---------------- To live longDistal ---------------- To make whiskeyEndocrine ------------- Finally stopped sobbingEndoscope ------------- The bit of a telescope you look throughEnema ----------------- Not a friendFemur ----------------- A female lemurFester ---------------- Quicker than someone elseFibula ---------------- A small lieFundus ---------------- Any chance of a loan?Gall stone ------------ A Roman obelisk in modern-day FranceHormone --------------- A sound often heard in brothelsHouse call ------------ The end of a game of bingoHumerus --------------- FunnyImpotent -------------- Distinguished, well knownIsotonic -------------- A cold drinkLabour pain ----------- Getting hurt at work, or ---Labour pain ----------- Thirteen years of Blair and BrownLeucocyte ------------- An orange, fizzy drinkLumbar ---------------- WoodMaxilla --------------- A giant apeMeatus ---------------- Be there when I arriveMedical staff --------- A doctor's caneMons pubis ------------ A Greek mountainMorbid ---------------- A higher offerNitrates -------------- Cheaper than day ratesNode ------------------ I knew itNucleotide ------------ A stretch of water off the Cumbrian coastOutpatient ------------ A person who has faintedPancreas -------------- A London stationPelvis ---------------- Second cousin to ElvisPheromone ------------- Political dissent in ancient EgyptPlatelet -------------- A saucerPost Operative -------- A letter carrierPosterior ------------- The mail roomPrepuce --------------- A feline embryoRecovery room --------- A place to do upholsteryRectum ---------------- Nearly killed himSacrum ---------------- Part of a churchSecretion ------------- Hiding something Seizure --------------- A Roman emperorSemen ----------------- SailorsSerum ----------------- A sailors' drinkSmirk ----------------- Inhale nicotine in South East NorthumberlandSolar plexus ---------- A sun spotSpecimen -- ----------- Italian astronuatsSternum --------------- The back end of a boatTablet ---------------- A small tableTerminal Illness ------ Getting sick at the airportThoracic -------------- The period following the Ice AgeTumour ---------------- One plus one moreUrethra --------------- Greek for "The water's too hot!"Urine ----------------- Opposite of you're out                                                                                                                                                                             

Heehee There's some belters in there, very funny                                                                                                                                                                              

Excellent!!                                                                                                                                                                             

brilliant....will worry about what im putting in the soup in future!                                                                                                                                                                             

can cretins swim?                                                                                                                                                                             

No, im not a good swimmer.                                                                                                                                                                             

LMAO @ Actdaft...what can you say to that!!