A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.  Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.  Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: " Dddooo youuuu  haaaave dddddiilllldooooosss?"   The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:

"Yes we do have dildos; actually we carry many different models."   The old woman then asks:
 "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppiiiiiinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss  ththiickk thaaaaaaat vibbbrrraaaattttesss?"   The clerk responds, "Yes we do."   The poor old lady replies,

":Ddddooo yyoooouuuu knnnoooww hhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe fffffuuccckkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"

                                                                                                                                                                             

pmsl  very funny jack                                                                                                                                                                              

brill                                                                                                                                                                              

hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah brilliant , ill have to tell my mom that 1.