Found this on MCN's site, hope they don't mind me using it but it made me chuckle                                                                                                                            Pay back for cutting up on the A2 Other 05 April 2007 11:11 I thought I would put pen to paper with an amusing biking tale that happened to me recently. I regularly commute to London on my FZ6N travelling up and down the dreaded A2. On this journey there never fails to be some sort of incident and this ride home proved no exception. There had been an accident on the A2 and the outbound route was stationary. Now I am not a fast filterer as I think it’s dangerous at high speed but I do like to plod along at my own pace and then get out of the way when necessary. While filtering I was keeping my usual vigil for all the tell tale signs of a tin box about to cut lanes and all looked good until a white flat back van closed the gap in front of me so that I couldn’t get through. This phenomenon is becoming common place and has been discussed in MCN before but on this occasion he did it so late that I had no other option but to carry on. BANG….. my left hand mirror hit his and after a few well chosen words in my helmet I carried on thanking my lucky stars that my mirror wasn’t broken and I was okay. Within a mile I had a GSX-R600 right up behind me beeping and flashing his lights, I thought there was further damage to my bike that he was warning me of so I pulled over and he followed. As the guy lifted his visor he was crying with laughter, he told me that he had seen the BAST@~* cut me off and then filled me in of what happened next … Apparently I had knocked the Vans giant, electric, heated wing mirror and the glass popped right out with the electrics hitting the floor and amazingly staying in one piece, the van man had turned the air blue at me as I left. On then seeing his mirror in one piece on the floor, he was unable to believe his luck until my new friend on his GSXR ran over it for me…… Still makes me smile now…… Peter Dartford                                                                                                                                                                               

And Justice is served  ROFL                                                                                                                                                                             

the white van man gets it at last                                                                                                                                                                                 

                                                                                                                                                                             

Total class!                                                                                                                                                                               

wooohhhoooo and yyeeehhhhaaaaaaa justice to the white van man his name is WAYNE lol                                                                                                                                                                             

ay i,ve got a white van aswell                                                                                                                                                                             

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Well, not yet anyway
                                                                                                                                                                             

and u wanna tell everyone u got a van????????????????????????? sigh sigh sigh lol                                                                                                                                                                             

dodgy man with a white van lol its ninja wwohhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooo n a yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeehhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa                                                                                                                                                                             

power to the bikers!                                                                                                                                                                             

white van can be very useful, move thing,s , stops people parking out side my house,pick up peoples bikes when broken,sleep in , lots of things  c                                                                                                                                                                             

Let's face it, most of us drive summat else than riding just a bike but it's only car, van. lorry, bus type only peeps who do the damage usually.                                                                                                                                                                             

I drive people mad.                                                                                                                                                                             

ain't that the truth                                                                                                                                                                              

Grrrrrrrr   (blows a kiss at Di anyway)                                                                                                                                                                             

white van man on our avenue wants his ass kickin cos hes a pain with it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   will send rube round to drive him mad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

u wana see my other white van , yes i got 2, gona get it of storage tommorrow , poor thing been sitting there all over winter. just hope the mice didnt move in again like last winter .they ate my sleeping bag. and the red sauce,                                                                                                                                                                             

clever mice they must be.......... wonder which ones have learnt to unscrew the top off the sauce ????????                                                                                                                                                                                  

they bite through it and stick it on their sausy sarnies