Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back 1. - Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on the dashboard. 2. - Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system. 3. - Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen. 4. - Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer. 5. - Was actually asleep when other rider waved. 6. - The expresso machine just finished. 7. - Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him. 8. - Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm. 9. - Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip. 10. - Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.

Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back 1. - They're jealous that after spending $20,000, they still don't own a Gold Wing. 2. - Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet. 3. - Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else. 4. - Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers. 5. - Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley. 6. - Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos. 7. - Afraid to let go of the handlebars because they might vibrate off. 8. - Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for. 9. - Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm. 10. - Afraid it will invalidate warranty.                                                                                                                                                                              

Nice one, I'm gonna walk to the tattooist in future.                                                                                                                                                                              

 ... and also grrr!

me grrr too                                                                                                                                                                               

Like it   I'm ok I'm walking to the tattooist - booked in for Tuesday next week!                                                                                                                                                                              

Lol, wouldn't like to say how true some of those Harley ones are