It was a little scary to be honest. The Polizei turned up, knocked on the door and I thought "What could they possibly want, I'm a good boy."
They then asked me if I had been riding my motorcycle through Colton near Leeds that morning and if I had spoken to a young lady in a red Ford Ka. And if I had then made contact with her offside mirror after being unhappy with her response.
To which I responded with "Oh!".
Basically she'd cut me up at a roundabout by straight lining it (left lane, right lane, left lane) as I was in the right hand lane. I'd stopped her and politely (genuinely) advised her of what she'd done and she'd told me to "P*ss off" and sped off away. Or at least the thirty yards she got before hitting stationary traffic.
So I "clipped" her wing mirror on the way past. Just a bit too hard.