HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.- Alan, age 10(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.- Kristen, age 10WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.- Camille, age 10(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.- Derrick, age 8WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?(1) Both don't want any more kids.- Lori, age 8WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.- Lynnette, age 8 (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usuallygets them interested enough to go for a second date.- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all thenewspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.-Craig, age 9(I must try that one!!)WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?(1) When they're rich.- Pam, age 7 (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.- Curt, age 7 (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you shouldmarry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'mnever going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.- Theodore, age 8 (2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys needsomeone to clean up after them.- Anita, age 9 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?- Kelvin, age 8And the #1 Favourite is.......- Ricky, age 10                                                                                                                                                                             

the number 1 fave is: how to make a marriage work... to tell your wife she is beautiful even if she is as ugly as a truck.... ahh kids  dont you just love them !!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Theodore age 8 made me laugh he will proberly have sex with everyones elses wife except his own !!!!!!!!!!!   good one gill                                                                                                                                                                              

rotflmao                                                                                                                                                                             

Im not saying a word........... Lol                                                                                                                                                                             

ROFL  and they are all your kids too?   ROFLMAO                                                                                                                                                                             

There's some smart kids there- if I'd known then what I know now....                                                                                                                                                                             

you'd still have made the same mistake at some point lol